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By michelle91 - / Wednesday 2 December 2009 11:36 / Malaysia
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  Reyo  |  7

You: Oh darn, it seems I have 15 missed calls from my girlfriend. *try calling girlfriend who won't answer* *she finally picks up after the 10th try.* Girlfriend: *without giving you a chance to say "sup"* "OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP?!" You: I'm in the Hospital. Girlfriend: WHY?! You: I needed stitches. Girlfriend: OH SURE, BUT YOU CONVENIENTLY FORGET MY BIRTHDAY! YOU'RE SUCH A SELFISH PRICK! ALL YOU EVER DO IS MAKE IT ABOUT YOU! You:...lolwut?

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  kyliebear  |  5

OP did make her birthday about him, but it was unintentional and he didn't mean it at all. It wouldn't hurt for the girlfriend to help him out a bit, surely?

By  The_Disturbed  |  11

OP, FYL. Your girlfriend sounds like a real bitch. On the lighter side of life...you live in a place that reminds me of Tingle from The Legend of Zelda, Wind Waker...Nerdtacular. lol.

By  peacockfeather  |  7

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Reyo  |  7

You say that as if it's now justified. "Yeah, real sorry about gutting your dog, but I thought you flaked on our dinner reservations. I didn't realize you were at Goodyear having your blown transmission fixed, but you know how us girls get."

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  Reyo  |  7

Rudy was such a good dog to...never complained when I asked him to fetch me the remote or make me a sammich...his Pastrami hoagies were terribly, but always on time...*sigh*

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  Sappheyes  |  7

Exactly, please don't say "us girls" as if I'm included in that statement. I appreciate if my friends or family do something for me, but I certainly don't expect it. Birthdays don't hold much special appeal for me anymore, I'd prefer to have a party with friends that wasn't supposed to be centered on me. This year my boyfriend took me out to a nice sushi dinner with some hot sake, and I promptly rewarded both him and myself afterward with some hot sex. And all was right with the world.

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  Marvidal  |  7

Ahahahahaah are you serious? Honey, I'm a woman and I've never thought less of another woman for her "omg pay attention to meeeee"-isms than I do of the OP's chick, and now you, also. Idiot. "Us girls"? Don't attempt to speak for the female gender if those are your views. Unless you're trolling the Internet. In which case, well played, sir.

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How do you know he could do better than her? Though I think it's safe to say the the OP's GF is a bitch, we don't know anything about the OP. He could be a child molester, a murderer, or just not a good person, in which case, maybe he can't do better than what he already has...

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  Reyo  |  34

Yes hottpink...because we can safely assume that the OP is a child molesting rapist from a 3 line excerpt about his girlfriend yelling at him for "forgetting her birthday".

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  Reyo  |  34

By the sounds of it...I'm guessing he can. No one likes to be around overbearing drama queens. Overbearing drama queens don't even like to be around overbearing drama queens. At least we can safely assume that the OP's GF is indeed an overbearing drama queen, thus, he can do better.

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