Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
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MistySky 17
She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x
Stayin_Classy777 8
Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend
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Comments (104)
9echo 17
Why would you start making out with your brother's girlfriend when he's making lunch, probably while in the same building too?
FlyingPie 17
Why would you make out with your brother's girlfriend at all?
Nyx_fml 23
Maybe she misunderstood when you said that she should cheat on her diet.
ty7in_topic 31
I can't see how you're girlfriend can have to nerve to kiss you brother. And in your own apartment. What a shame. You'll find someone better OP.
bphill 2
but also his brother never should have thought about kissing his girlfriend. They're both to blame, equally.
ghil15 8
never know who did the first move, but all i know guys are weak to temptation... how about girls....?!...
nikhilmanuel 10
What a dick brother. Dump her ass OP
Gingerette 8
I'm curious to see if OP pulls a Cain.
TyT63 12
you should've fixed him a.....knuckle sandwich*ill show myself out*
SlapAndTickle 20
Suprised you didn't mention your 'jimmies' on this FML.
TyT63 12
i dont wanna be known as a troll so I won't mention them anymore
bphill 2
get a new brother? No, but seriously ditch the girl and have a serious talk with your brother. That's just disrespectful.
martin8337 35
Man, talk about keeping in the family. Dump her now.
dat_weird_girl 3
I hope you will find a new girlfriend! And a new brother!
ghil15 8
hahaha i never thought of the idea him finding a new brother!
carecow 16
She's a keeper..
Jemm_fml 29
Dump the girlfriend and take your brother back to the store.