Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML
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MistySky 17
She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x
Stayin_Classy777 8
Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend
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Comments (104)
jessab0601 4
ooooh op that sucks
AestheticSynthia 7
she probably only came to see your brother :/ Sorry...
ticktockbaboom 6
let him keep the *****, and find yourself a girl with some class
perdix 29
Evidently, they all know you make an incredible sammich -- people just have to have sex before eating one!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
She wanted him to begin with. Your brother is shady though.
ruckfules85 34
Shoulda the the food in that Bitch face. She suppose to be cooking anyway.
blackzerolance 3
This breaks the bro code on a deep level. Find a new girl that will treat you right, and a brother who will live up to the title.
Croooow 11
Are you twins? Maybe she thought he was you. :D
happyfingers 15
Wow. Even if you are twins, as someone else commented, that's pretty messed up. I'd dump her and probably not talk to my brother for a while if I were in your situation. But I also hold grudges for a while and don't know the relationship between you and your brother. So at the very least I hope you dumped her... That's just not right.
BexBaby86 21
To hell with them both! Eventually you may forgive your brother, but definitely keep a close eye on him. As for your ex...(hopefully) Wouldn't even give her the time. Kick her ass out of your life!