478
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  Jonkbaby  |  16

sounds like Wainy Days episode 27 (youtube)

Reply

this guy probably shouldn't reproduce...at least not until he knows how to have sex...

Reply

that he thinks that his only problem is hurting her with a hard dick & the fact he can have sex with a flaccid penis?

Reply
  fizzypop14  |  3

the perfect analogy

Reply

131-No, I understood. As seen in his final sentence, however, he thinks his biggest problem will be staying soft. What I THOUGHT I read (though I could be wrong) is that he assumes that the sex would go smoothly until he got hard, which would hurt. You clearly can't have sex with a flaccid penis...it wouldn't go in.

Reply
  RadioOctopus  |  16

Jersey shore does it all the time?

Reply
  emilyjgraham  |  34

251, my boyfriend looks at my bum in clothes and he instantly gets hard, it's what turns him on. Why can't you just accept that people have different tastes and that some men don't have to have it touched or sucked to get it going, some like visuals!

Reply
  OriginalimoaN  |  15

For the record up there, you don't point your thumb at someone unless you plan to stick it in their ass. It's your FINGER that you point at someone.

Reply

I have the same problem what is with girls these day , it doesn't matter how gentle or slow u go it still makes them cry or maybe I just a penis that's too big........ Nah

Reply
  my_user_name  |  7

I agree with 131. Why did that get so many thumb downs? That's what I thought when I read the last sentence of the original post too. The fact that he tells us he can't stay soft definitely implies that he actually considered trying to have sex while flaccid. The post clearly seems like the OP and his girlfriend are both very young and don't know much about sex.

Reply
  MikeonFML  |  17

Wack it twice or purposefully get whiskey dick, or do lots of foreplay, or buy some practice toys, maybe a progressive set of dildos so she can take steps at her own pace..lots of options here

By  jkamme54  |  2

First Hey everyone text bomb this number for me! 507-381-5100. It's my girlfriend and she cheated on me. Thank you

Reply
  blackheart24  |  10

Damn that's one picky girlfriend. How does she expect anything to happen if it ain't hard? GD Canadians.

Reply
  kerrwoof  |  13

She should be happy she turns you on so much. I guess if you can't convince her to let you do it while hard, drink a lot of booze and give it a go half mast so it's not a complete failure. There's so way in hell you can have sex with a completely soft dick.

Reply

61. On the grounds he is a virgin. And OP is a virgin.

Reply
  laurbear12  |  3

How does she seem "sexy"?? Solely because she's a virgin?? Yeaa she must be really great in bed... :/

Reply

183. Use your imagination! It's basically magic!!! Let's do some basic investigating. He gets hard to a girls ass while she is clothed. I used to do the same thing when I was a pervy virgin! Hmm. He can't convince his girlfriend it wont hurt! Why's this you ask?? Because he honestly probably doesn't know if he will hurt her or not. Maybe cause he's never boned. Or he's 10" long and strikes the fear of god in her at sight. Id probably go with my first hunch though. Just try thinking outside the box. Id bet you I'm pretty accurate.

Reply
  ohmandapants  |  16

212- now let me "magically" rip your argument to shreds. Number one: he gets hard looking at a girl's ass while she's clothed. Like MANY OTHER GUYS, virgins or not. The only thing that proves is that his girlfriend has one hell of an ass. Number two: He can't convince his girlfriend it won't hurt. Gee maybe because society has always taught us that a girl's first time is supposed to be painful? And maybe she has a low tolerance for pain and is afraid? And maybe SHE'S NOT READY? Maybe he's never had sex with a virgin? Maybe he had sex with a virgin whose hymen was already broken. Don't try to act like a smart ass, it really doesn't work out to your advantage.

Reply
  kerrwoof  |  13

218 - wow, someone's a ragging bitch. Come back in a week when you're done pmsing.

Reply

220. I stopped reading it when she pretended to know what she was talking about. About guys getting boners when they look at butts. If guys got boner when they looked at butts, EVERY highschool/college/business would be full of men with ragging boners ALL the time. You're not a man. Stop vouching for us! That's crazy! You're crazy! Ahhhhh

Reply
  MisterEx  |  26

Yes 222, because you, as a man, know exactly the amount of pain when losing virginity. Unless you lost one yourself, I highly doubt you could tell a girl, virgin or not, how much it's going to hurt. Wether you 'boned' before, or not. That being said, I am a 30 years old man and I have had more than my fair share of "boning" time I can assure you. Yet I still can get a boner looking at a decent body covered or not. They usually call that a matter of taste, and/or sex drive. Hope your thumb gets better soon bro.

Reply

I'm 24, and have gotten enough ass to keep me satisfied thus far, and I don't get chubby looking at butts, not even when I stare...next time hold your breath buddy

Reply

And I don't use FML as a popularity contest. I have real friends of my very own believe it or not. You need people like me though. To point your thumb at, and say there's the bad guy. Well say goodnight to the bad guy

Reply
  raefsengupta  |  0

Even If he is a virgin (which it doesn't say whether he is or isn't), that in no way says that he doesn't know how to have sex. I think basically everybody knew how to have sex before they actually had it.

Reply
  jarednt39  |  5

I was about to get hard to a covered buttox but then I took an arrow to the knee :/

Reply

278. No, I honestly don't get hard looking at an attractive women. I get hard when I'm about to be inside a women..attractive or not. if I got hard looking at attractive women, i would literally be hard 16 hours every day.

Reply
  jtthegr8  |  26

I usually found it hard to stick it in a girl, who is a virgin no less, with a flacid penis, its next to impossible, am i right? And yes hopefully ahe takes it as a compliment

Reply
  Redoxx_fml  |  22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply
  RacerX1695  |  1

Go to your local pharmacy, OP, and ask for some Salt Peter. Although its a component of explosives, if consumed in moderation, it works like anti-Viagra. Moderately harmless, price efficient, and research backed by the military. Strangely enough, it was used as anti-Viagra in the military, to discourage gay sex. Not as explosives…

Reply
  LouisianaBob  |  9

If it works I imagine it will result in an awkward situation and if it doesn't then it will still be an awkward situation. It's like pushing an uncoiled hose into a bag.

Reply
  Swiftly  |  0

Dude that's like trying to plunge a clogged toilet full of shit with your mouth. Shes going to be a 40 year old virgin unless you rape her.

Reply
  XtraEzeee  |  8

On the contrary 26, this will be the softest challenge ever.

Reply
  XtraEzeee  |  8

On the contrary 26, this will be the softest challenge ever.

Reply
  crimsonprodigy  |  15

That's not bad, I had bestiality. Best teacher , lol.

By  ohmandapants  |  16

You need to sit down and have a serious talk with her about this. She obviously isn't ready to have sex and you shouldn't have sex, just to have it.

Reply
  SoSickWithIt  |  14

Fuck that, sex is bomb.

Reply
  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

I wish all the other comments (especially that nonsense at #32) could be removed and this comment could be highlighted. She's not ready. If you care about her, OP, wait. While you're waiting, talk to her honestly about the process.

Reply
  SoSickWithIt  |  14

I was just stating my opinion btw, I didn't mean or imply force her into sex. Not one bit.

Reply
  SoSickWithIt  |  14

Could you explain to me why then?

Loading data…