Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML
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cjl922
| 17
That's a visual
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Tripartita
| 44
On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.
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cjl922
| 17
That's a visual
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Yapiej
| 21
At least you didn't rub both of your eyes
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BlackHawkSavior
| 28
Now try habanero peppers, I've heard it's got a Satan/lava feel that's quite pleasant
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dontknow1
| 19
That always happens, it's Murphy's law.
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Mowmeee
| 7
Sounds awful! Hopefully it didn't last that long.
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Tripartita
| 44
On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.
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nash1991
| 20
It's the capital of Pakistan
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Ladisa
| 28
A geographically challenged character? I've never heard that expression before. Is that the equivalent to "mentally challenged", but for ethnicities? Lmao
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Miss_Whipped
| 42
#16 I assume it was in reference to the study of Geography. So someone who is challenged in the knowledge of Geography.
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rockeditionbarbi
| 14
Whatever you do, don't scratch your crotch!
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Viper_Revenge
| 10
Sounds like a firey topic
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Dilexar
| 26
fiery*
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janfleury
| 19
Don't go to the bathroom while chopping them.
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Thatmanoverthere
| 7
How'd you write this FML then XD