By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
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anti_average 5

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

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FFML_314 11

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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pimplayer 0

ydi OP for not playing halo

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ledgehanger 0

I think that's me. Blonde, big boobs? lol

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Thin_Ice_fml 0

That's pathetic. It's more lame than an online dating website.

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benny2465 0

man I can Finally say this "dump the bitch"

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KingDingALing 9

#57 is right...I'm really shocked that someone would actually do that... Have sex with her sister.

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buttsexchampion 0

YDI for letting a 14 year old kid on halo satisfy your wife more than you do

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stephanie0613 0

That's gross, tell your wife to grow the **** up and stop being a cougar. FYL Op, for marrying a moron.

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SarahBearXoX 0

Well actually, the OP's wife got e-married yesterday..

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GoatNuts 0

I bet he t-bagged your wife OP..

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docscientist 9

A cougar? Are you serious? If it was a male you'd call him a pedophile.

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baybiigirl 0

thats straight up fcked up. maybe u need to pay more attention to her dumb ass

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anti_average 5

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

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lilemo1994 0

I think he needs to just do her more like seriously.

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TrustMeImaDR 0

maybe he should start doing all of that in bed?

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sarcdude 3

best comment ever imo.

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FFML_314 11

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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lgs25 0

she does and its the husband fault too cuz if he payed more attention to her than she wouldn't be playing halo to begin with

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MnBran6 0

47 - so, paying attention to your girl makes her give up all her hobbies?

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Hunter148Cassie 0

No kidding :P that's seriously disturbing I mean we already have enough sick people in the world, and we certainly don't need anymore.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Agreed, Anna. I'm also pretty disturbed by the blatant sexism in some of these comments. I get that people are joking, but can't help feeling like there'd be much more outrage if this was a wife FMLing about her husband and an underaged girl. =

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monogonomario 0

haha i know rite?she does

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joshsgirlfriendd 0

LEAVE THE PEDOPHILE. Oh, Halo FTW :D

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ElloGuvner 0

I agree, screw halo, probably the most overhyped game ever. Also why do I suspect that the op is blowing it out of proportion? oh right, probably because he is.

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Epic_Phale615 0

OMFG it's FML not comic-con, stop arguing like a bunch of 5 year old geeks. Wait I forgot your mommy's want you to act your age.

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sarcdude 3

Halo 2 was better but Halo 1 only had impressive combat, the areas and enemies were repetitive.

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perdix 29

Have they exchanged pictures of their genitals yet? Maybe the kid has a bigger dick than you.

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anti_average 5

At the very least his e-penis is larger. :D

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Fortuitous 0

"Oh! Master Chief, I love it when you Needler me with your Plasma Rifle."

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anti_average 5

penetration - bomb armed ****** - bomb planted GAME OVER :3

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Fortuitous 0

Well played, anti_average, well played. It seems victory is out of reach. :P

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Hayman68 4

ah reach, i see what you did there

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thatonek1d 0

needler and plasma rifle are 2 different weapons, dumbass

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Fortuitous 0

#80, you should go and Google the word 'joke.'

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pheonix_flash 7

Dumbass... You cant "needler" someone with a plasma rifle. You "needler" someone with a needler. Its called that for a reason. A plasma rifle rapidly shoots balls of burning hot plasma. Not homing, explosive chrystals. Being the halo fan/nerd that i am i couldnt leave that coment un-corrected

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