By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 989
You deserved it 4 475

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You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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ydi OP for not playing halo

I think that's me. Blonde, big boobs? lol

That's pathetic. It's more lame than an online dating website.

man I can Finally say this "dump the bitch"

#57 is right...I'm really shocked that someone would actually do that... Have sex with her sister.

YDI for letting a 14 year old kid on halo satisfy your wife more than you do

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

That's gross, tell your wife to grow the fuck up and stop being a cougar. FYL Op, for marrying a moron.

BAHAHAHAH 87 win :)

Well actually, the OP's wife got e-married yesterday..

bro, your married to a pedo.

I bet he t-bagged your wife OP..

A cougar? Are you serious? If it was a male you'd call him a pedophile.

thats straight up fcked up. maybe u need to pay more attention to her dumb ass

stupid bitch

I LIKE BEING BEATEN WITH A BELT BY MOMMY WHILE I WEAR DIAPERS LULZ

Doop, that's fucking creepy.

lmfao Wow 2. xD

that's actually fun.... and enjoyable with the right ppl.

Now THAT is the ultimate pwn.

There's gotta be an Xbox achievement for that....

WOOOOOOOWWWWWW

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

win simply win

I think he needs to just do her more like seriously.

maybe he should start doing all of that in bed?

best comment ever imo.

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

You mean this isn't normal?

she does and its the husband fault too cuz if he payed more attention to her than she wouldn't be playing halo to begin with

47 - so, paying attention to your girl makes her give up all her hobbies?

No kidding :P that's seriously disturbing I mean we already have enough sick people in the world, and we certainly don't need anymore.

Agreed, Anna. I'm also pretty disturbed by the blatant sexism in some of these comments. I get that people are joking, but can't help feeling like there'd be much more outrage if this was a wife FMLing about her husband and an underaged girl. =

haha i know rite?she does

LEAVE THE PEDOPHILE. Oh, Halo FTW :D

No, screw you. Halo FTW.

I agree, screw halo, probably the most overhyped game ever. Also why do I suspect that the op is blowing it out of proportion? oh right, probably because he is.

OMFG it's FML not comic-con, stop arguing like a bunch of 5 year old geeks. Wait I forgot your mommy's want you to act your age.

Halo 2 was better but Halo 1 only had impressive combat, the areas and enemies were repetitive.

Have they exchanged pictures of their genitals yet? Maybe the kid has a bigger dick than you.

At the very least his e-penis is larger. :D

"Oh! Master Chief, I love it when you Needler me with your Plasma Rifle."

penetration - bomb armed orgasm - bomb planted GAME OVER :3

Well played, anti_average, well played. It seems victory is out of reach. :P

ah reach, i see what you did there

needler and plasma rifle are 2 different weapons, dumbass

80, no shit.

#80, you should go and Google the word 'joke.'

Dumbass... You cant "needler" someone with a plasma rifle. You "needler" someone with a needler. Its called that for a reason. A plasma rifle rapidly shoots balls of burning hot plasma. Not homing, explosive chrystals. Being the halo fan/nerd that i am i couldnt leave that coment un-corrected