Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML
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anti_average
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You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O
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FFML_314
| 11
Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.
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budman91
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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pimplayer
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ydi OP for not playing halo
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ledgehanger
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I think that's me. Blonde, big boobs? lol
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isaiaha11
| 2
how?
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Thin_Ice_fml
| 0
That's pathetic. It's more lame than an online dating website.
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benny2465
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man I can Finally say this "dump the bitch"
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KingDingALing
| 9
#57 is right...I'm really shocked that someone would actually do that...
Have sex with her sister.
Have sex with her sister.
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buttsexchampion
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YDI for letting a 14 year old kid on halo satisfy your wife more than you do
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KCTruth4
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BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
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stephanie0613
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That's gross, tell your wife to grow the fuck up and stop being a cougar. FYL Op, for marrying a moron.
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katey280
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BAHAHAHAH 87 win :)
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SarahBearXoX
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Well actually, the OP's wife got e-married yesterday..
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Eyou
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bro, your married to a pedo.
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GoatNuts
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I bet he t-bagged your wife OP..
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allanaskye
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140 wins
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docscientist
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A cougar? Are you serious? If it was a male you'd call him a pedophile.
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baybiigirl
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thats straight up fcked up. maybe u need to pay more attention to her dumb ass
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scott1315
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stupid bitch
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Doopliss01
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I LIKE BEING BEATEN WITH A BELT BY MOMMY WHILE I WEAR DIAPERS LULZ
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C19_fml
| 9
Fail.
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caelrion
| 1
I'm hard.
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iampunk
| 0
Doop, that's fucking creepy.
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violetsweety
| 26
lmfao Wow 2. xD
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salic77
| 11
that's actually fun.... and enjoyable with the right ppl.
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DrAwesome
| 6
Now THAT is the ultimate pwn.
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Cjw1220
| 0
pwn is wow
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Ademus
| 0
There's gotta be an Xbox achievement for that....
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TeeHee124
| 0
^^WIN^^
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ging287
| 3
WOOOOOOOWWWWWW
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cozzygirl
| 0
pedo much? lol
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anti_average
| 5
You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O
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bman134
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win simply win
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lilemo1994
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I think he needs to just do her more like seriously.
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TrustMeImaDR
| 0
maybe he should start doing all of that in bed?
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sarcdude
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best comment ever imo.
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FFML_314
| 11
Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
You mean this isn't normal?
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lgs25
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she does and its the husband fault too cuz if he payed more attention to her than she wouldn't be playing halo to begin with
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MnBran6
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47 - so, paying attention to your girl makes her give up all her hobbies?
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Hunter148Cassie
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No kidding :P that's seriously disturbing I mean we already have enough sick people in the world, and we certainly don't need anymore.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Agreed, Anna. I'm also pretty disturbed by the blatant sexism in some of these comments. I get that people are joking, but can't help feeling like there'd be much more outrage if this was a wife FMLing about her husband and an underaged girl. =
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monogonomario
| 0
haha i know rite?she does
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joshsgirlfriendd
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LEAVE THE PEDOPHILE.
Oh, Halo FTW :D
Oh, Halo FTW :D
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Cjw1220
| 0
Screw halo.
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joshsgirlfriendd
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Screw you.
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slientRequiem
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halo ftw
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NitroTonicsFML
| 4
Screw halo.
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farkie3
| 8
No, screw you. Halo FTW.
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ElloGuvner
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I agree, screw halo, probably the most overhyped game ever. Also why do I suspect that the op is blowing it out of proportion? oh right, probably because he is.
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Epic_Phale615
| 0
OMFG it's FML not comic-con, stop arguing like a bunch of 5 year old geeks. Wait I forgot your mommy's want you to act your age.
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sarcdude
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Halo 2 was better but Halo 1 only had impressive combat, the areas and enemies were repetitive.
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QWERTYCommander
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Pedophile alert!
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perdix
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Have they exchanged pictures of their genitals yet? Maybe the kid has a bigger dick than you.
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anti_average
| 5
At the very least his e-penis is larger. :D
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CH423
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#12 Win!
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Fortuitous
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"Oh! Master Chief, I love it when you Needler me with your Plasma Rifle."
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anti_average
| 5
penetration - bomb armed
orgasm - bomb planted
GAME OVER :3
orgasm - bomb planted
GAME OVER :3
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Fortuitous
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Well played, anti_average, well played. It seems victory is out of reach. :P
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Hayman68
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ah reach, i see what you did there
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thatonek1d
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needler and plasma rifle are 2 different weapons, dumbass
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Uscdrew1
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80, no shit.
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Fortuitous
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#80, you should go and Google the word 'joke.'
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GabbyCharityM
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Lol win.
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pheonix_flash
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Dumbass... You cant "needler" someone with a plasma rifle. You "needler" someone with a needler. Its called that for a reason. A plasma rifle rapidly shoots balls of burning hot plasma. Not homing, explosive chrystals. Being the halo fan/nerd that i am i couldnt leave that coment un-corrected