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Today, I had my window open while playing my Xbox when my angry neighbour came over and kicked my ass for spying on his wife in the shower. Apparently, my room is opposite their bathroom, but my TV faces the opposite way, so I wasn’t even facing the right direction to be spying. Plus, his wife is ugly. FML
So call the police and file assault charges instead of posting on FML
You better press charges ASAP. Nobody should get away with an unwarranted assault.