Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
ImpracticalJoekr 9
Too many people do some awful things to pets to get back at someone. Just take care of it and charge her out the ass for it, or make her pay you back if you put it in a kennel. Please don't screw with the dog, it didn't do anything wrong.
ezrajab 22
Charge your ex if she refuses to pay tell her you refuse to give her dog back until she pays you. You owe her nothing charge as high as you want not outrageously high tho. Be sensible about it. Tell her she is not getting the dog back till she pays you for taking care of it. Tell them this is the last favor you are to ask of me seeing as I can't trust you anymore. You can't even go on a simple vacation without some sort of thing going array and be done with it
awesumous 16
Its so sweet that your still caring for her dog even though she dumped you. There are a lot of ppl out there who would steal the dog or kill it. Also, get one of your mutual friends to take care of the dog
inz002 6
just cut a nazi cross into its hair befote taking it back, and colour it red
trey600rr 22
your dog now, or find it a nice new home.
Zanquis 22
Find on that accepts pay at pickup of the dog, buy the most deluxe option bring dog and then have fun when the ex wants her dog back....
KC0618 8
Animal control told me if a dog is arcs residence for at least 2 weeks that's the owner. Legally take the dog.
thesecondchoice 7
Take it to the pound...
plasticpanda 3
Kill it
ThuNDeY 23
Take care of it everyday except put the dog in a kennel for the last and tell your ex it was there the whole time.