Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
angryo5trich 13
You could always just let it die
Keiraquarium 12
It's not the dog's fault he got broken up with.
Ben12345_fml 18
What the **** is wrong with you, you piece of shit?? It's her dog, not her laptop! It's a living animal
Chop10324 1
Dude either take the dog for yourself or put it in a kennel that you pay for when you pick the dog up. It keeps the dog taken care of and you're standing up for yourself. If you like the dog you could even keep it until the day before she comes back and then kennel it.
Keiraquarium 12
It makes me sad that there are actually comments suggesting that OP should sell it or give it to the pound or abandon it. It's not the dog's fault he got broken up with; it shouldn't have to suffer.
BLT10009 4
I'd keep it. **** her.
drrobotnik1 18
lot of dog people in these comments. you don't "have to" do either of these things. you're choosing to, because you're a doormat. you're not in a good position, but as a lot of these comments have said, you could easily find a reputable service to take care of the dog for you rather than leaving it at your ex's place to starve to death.
JCal585 8
"It ran away
UTIGUY 2
all of a sudden the dog got out and took off...... id leave the door open and dog unattended
lmedck07 13
And all of a sudden the front door was left open and the dog ran away while you were taking a nap. Oops.. you put up posters but nobody ever saw it. Oh well at least you don't have to put up with that bitch anymore.
Selkca 9
Take care of the dog but don't bother buying a kennel. Just let it roam free to shit and break whenever and wherever he pleases!
alitairi 18
most boarding facilities for animals don't make you pay until you pick it up. it's also pretty expensive sooo... I say drop it off!