Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
FeralPenguin23 3
I don't want to say it but either keep it as your own or just put in an animal shelter
pandoraisme 14
Go on multiple dates while she is gone each time take a cute pic with girl you go out with and your exes dog and send them to her.
Domonator 16
Not the dog's fault. In fact, it deserves a deluxe vacation at a top kennel, all expenses paid by its loving owner.
alexowitz 8
Or take it to a kennel and have her pay for it when she gets back
maters62 8
just leave the dog by itself. theyd be real mad when they came home to a house covered in shit
catty1232 7
repost
downlowjigelow02 11
or just let the dog run free out give it to a shelter
Wehan 8
Dump 2 50lb bags of the cheapest dog food you can find onto her floor and a small kiddie swimming pool full of water in there, let the dog free range and walk away and never look back, the dog will do the rest of the "dirty work"
Geckosrock99 33
That could just encourage the dog to eat all the food.
susytreydawg 13
Sell the dogs. Plenty of nice people out there.
orneryvixen 15
Put the dog in a kennel and have her pay the fees when she gets back.