Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
rlalowski 3
leave out all the dog food and a lot of water and let her worry about the mess when she gets home
TiggyBonkers 32
Keep my the dog, fake your death and move away, obviously :)
annabee95 22
I was going to say give the dog to a shelter, but it's not the dog's fault she's a bitch. It's not like an iPad you could sell to be petty, with a shelter it could end bad. Saying that, if you know anyone who wants a dog and you trust, give it to them. Who breaks up over the phone. Jesus
ChrisMora 16
If the dog doesn't mean anything to you, sell it or take it to a shelter. It's her problem, not yours.
norisorroz 28
Don't take it all out on the dog, it's innocent :(
captaincarlz 17
Take it to a kennel and get the most expensive package, with grooming and fancy food and crap like that. Then give them her name and that she'll pick him up when she gets back. Most kennels don't charge you until you pick them up, in case they damage something or there's an emergency and they have to shell out money for medical bills. She'll have to pay or she won't get her dog back. Revenge for you, and the dog lives in luxury while she's gone. :D
faireanjell 5
Take the dog to a boarding place and tell them she'll pay when she picks up the fog.. Or keep it
Omniprism 15
What a bitch.
amccaul1976 8
those rights ended when she broke it off with you. you are under no obligation to look after the dog. either keep the dog or give it away. you could be mean and just have animal control come and pick up the dog. or be a bit nicer and give it to an animal shelter so they can look for a new home for it. they have plenty of no kill shelters that will look for a new home for the dog plus you wont need to pay for a kennel while it's in there.
LycanGod 27
Sell the dog! she "abandoned it"