Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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calebmeasner123 6
Make her pay you for dog sitting
radiocaf 29
Find a kennel that requires payment on pickup of her dog, that way she has to choose between leaving her dog or paying for the kennel. Or just charge her for your services. I bet she met someone on her vacation or cheated or something. Despicable.
cjfred 13
No, you don't have to do either. Stop taking care of the dog, but be sure to make it clear to both her and several of her relatives that you've done so. If she can't talk a relative into taking care of it, she'll have to come home early from vacation - which serves her right for breaking up with you while you're doing her a favor.
llamingo 8
When you walk the dog take all the bags of crap and shove them through her mailslot
OrganicSistah 17
Keep the dog or give him away.
itzjstnx 18
call one of her friends or family relatives and tell them to watch the dog while she's away , you don't deserve that after she broke up with you the way she did
ccatayaa 7
Here's what I say you do- Option 1: If you like the dog, keep em Option 2: If you don't like the dog (which is completely understandable) call her, and tell her she has a day to come pick up her dog or you are giving him away to a good home or a good shelter Option 3: Watch the dog for the 2 weeks but have him do his business in her room so really that's what she gets for leaving you with a responsibility that you were unprepared for. Good Luck OP !!
KeatonHanson 28
Just leave, she broke up with you, you shouldn't have to take care of her dog anymore
sweetgal4598 10
take care of the dog dude. it's not its fault that you're girlfriend is a giant ****. the dig can't help who is owner is.
GravityOfLove 3
What part of give it to a no-kill animal shelter and leave her the info don't you understand?