Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, it's been 3 weeks since my girlfriend of 5 years stopped answering any calls or texts. I sent her a long email for closure (for me) only to get a response that she's on vacation. I had no idea she was going away and I don't know what I did. Time to get another dog and be done with "love" for good. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
Just take it to one of her closest relatives and tell them they'll have to take care of it until she's back because you're leaving.
sandraw1 22
Not stealing - taking care of it for an indefinite periode of time :)
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Comments (279)
daemonsparta 16
theres pet sitter sites. drop it off with one and have her pay
madslurpee 8
Leave enough food for the dog and let it shit all over the house
Phooey 22
you know why she broke up with you right before leaving...? because she wants to have one night stands without feeling guilty of "cheating." Whatever you do, don't take her back when she returns!!!!
fmyhardon 16
**** this place place is filled with pathetic first world problems that immature, emotionally unstable children think are important when they have no significance what so ever. Man the **** up. Sorry. End of rant. You'll understand when your calls drop and grow some hair on your chest.
fmyhardon 16
Oh yea, the solution is to take care of the dog till she gets back then give it to her with her other belongings and move on.
Kevin5475845 15
I'd dump pretty much all dry food on the floor and other stuff and just call her and tell her that I'm leaving the dog. if she's gonna be a bitch, then so am i. Now she'll either have to cancel her vacation or get home to shit everywhere and maybe a dead dog
floup_fml 13
Take the dog to a kennel and she can pay to get it back.
AngusEcrivain 18
The way I see it the dog's yours now, OP...
Tsula1994 13
Come by to feed it and water it, but let it go to the bathroom inside the house and praise it for doing so. Hopefully after two weeks it will be unpotty trained and her house will be a mess. Unless you live together, then just take the dog and move.
josace 9
Let it die
ladybugwashere 4
You are horrible! The dog didn't do anything to deserve death..
ellenfoster13 1
Pay for a kennel, but to make sure she pays you back for it, don't tell her where her dog is. Get her to pay you back, and then return the dog.