Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
Hanna_sam 0
Hell, id break up with you too! 75cents? And you wanted it back? Cheap! Ass!
gonzaval 0
YDI both of you are wrong one for taking it and you for been cheap.
k9obsessed 5
YDI for dating a dumbass.
Kaneila0517 0
fyl op. Though you're supposed to share in a relationship she's supposed to ask. op might have need it for toll to get back home or so. if a girl can break up with a guy for that then that was just in excuse. ok it 75 cents but hey he could need it or she could ask. I think that's just respect over all wether you have an agreement as of you can take money whenever you want or not. At least it's the way I was educated.
Hitomi_fml 10
Dude it's 75 cents, why the hell were you such a prick to even bother asking for it back! come on, it's your girlfriend! you so deserved it!!
fthku 13
What's yours is hers? What the hell are you talking about? So when you have a girlfriend every property automatically becomes hers? They're not married, and even then I would expect my wife to ASK me about certain things, just as I would ask her about certain things- just to know she's taking whatever it is, even if the answer will always be yes.
mizuuki1 0
you should just give it to her
stupidloginname 0
that's why you shouldnt be such a cheap ass! f*ckin men!
Dominuce00 6
Wow. Over 75 cents you decided to argue with her. Dumbass. What's yours is hers. Remember that next time. If there is a next time.
effstephslife 0
75 cents?? -___- you should be ashamed of yourself
broadstreets 0
**** people are smart