Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
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Anonymous
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Alejandroc
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Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
One last thing…
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Next time, text me instead
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Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
dansco 25
It'll cost more than that to replace her! Fail...
JosieBongs 0
You didn't lose anything. You got the 75 cents and got rid of a complete psycho bitch. It's a win win situation.
cutie1078 5
Well if she wanted it that badly
thug007 1
You're BOTH stupid!
VioletRayOfSunsh 0
Something tells me that she didnt think it would be that big of a deal? I mean cmon, 75 cents? Maybe she wanted a gumball. Get over it, OP.
nomudkips 4
...Why couldn't she just have asked?
Tennispro349 2
OP, are you a jew?
manna_rose 0
maybe she needed it for something important .. like tampons or pads ... but was embarrassed to ask .. my boyfriend doesn't care if I take 75 cents from him or even more ... because he's not tight wad. jeeze I don't blame her ... it's only 75 cents ... atleast it wasn't like 75 dollars.
OneToughCookiee 2
Hmmm, no kidding?
jblovee02 0
75 cents?! I would have dumped you too!