Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
58s 0
How much crack can u buy with 75cents
DPCisdabest 0
Yeah, let her keep it. If it was 75 dollars, I might care.
Splayd 10
While she is childish for breaking up with you over the seventy-five cents, and you are lucky to have gotten rid of her before it was too late, I still don't understand why you wouldn't let her keep the seventy-five cents. Are you that niggardly?
rachilio 26
It's 75 cents cheapskate
foxyfozy 0
Don't be so ******* cheap than.
Iellwen 12
Thank you, fthku. I was starting to fear I was the only one who saw a bunch of bored gossips turn facts around just to be able to bitch.
joshuabaker1 3
ya should hav let her keep it but u really didnt deserv it
daddyluiigi 3
Wow dude it was just 75 cents now you dont have a girlfriend
Lexi9312 5
It's $.75. What's the big deal? Id have just let her keep it. Next time, don't be so stingy.
shinshoku13 19
Well i see your point about stealing but i think she broke up with you because youre a stingy **** and 75 cents is nothing for you to be bitching her out for