Money: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep...

Anonymous 28 February 2011, 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Dodged a nuke. 8 September 2025, 10:00 Mexico

Quite right

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML

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Anonymous 23 May 2012, 06:26 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

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Alejandroc 20 January 2012, 01:46 Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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Anonymous 13 May 2015, 17:20 Qu?bec, Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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MexyBoy This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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Anonymous 20 May 2021, 04:01

Know your worth

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

One last thing…

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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whysheheartless 3 November 2009, 07:24 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Anonymous 25 May 2022, 06:00

Next time, text me instead

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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Wronged 21 September 2009, 10:53 Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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randomnameflob 0

28 February 2011, 09:13

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

IMveryHUNGRY 3

28 February 2011, 09:25

Both of you are idiots.

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Comments (329)

mymiles 13

1 August 2013, 04:05

well you're not too bright for saying she "stole" that in the first place. I'm guessing that was a last straw for her if you really started something over 75 cents.

Evilfriend18 4

19 August 2013, 10:29

In my opinion, the both of them are wrong. It was only 75 cents. Why was the guy so stingy over some leftover change? And his girlfriend could have left the money alone instead breaking up with him over such a small problem.