Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Collection
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Same thing different taste
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Top comments
randomnameflob 0
Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Both of you are idiots.
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Comments (329)
fmlwcb101 0
It is a petty amount but its the action itself. OP didnt ask just took and its pretty rude to just take some ones money out of they're car. Mayb he needed the drink.
42billybob 5
You don't steal from loved ones. Why would you? They love you... if you just asked they'd probably say yes. It shows a big lack of respect for the other. Or a lack of trust that they'd deny you something you need. Or someone's just a greedy bitch.
SCOTTY_DAY 0
y'all are both worthless if pity change means something to y'all.
colonel_mustard 0
Honestly, I'd have broken up with you too. Why would I want to date a guy who was that cheap?
Brancha 0
Wow...jew much
Brancha 0
Why are you so cheap its 75 cents let her keep it you jew
boredonfml 0
Wait, you were upset over 75¢?
besta11 0
wow, you are both idiots, her for breaking up w u for not letting her keep it, Nd u 4 using the word stole in reference to 75 cents
Sour_Soul88 1
you guys need to stop saying he deserves it. stealing is stealing its a crime. so shut up. and its a good thing she didnt take more $ then that
savfd645 7
cheap ass bastard. it's just 75¢. LOSER!!!