Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for one day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML
Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Your dumb prank aside... your friend being a total jerk is how he plays hard to get? Has he ever actually had a second date?
Anderling 33
1: Dude, how old are you? Because this sort of BS got old in middle school. 2: Do any of you even *like* your friend or what? 3: Your friend also sucks for his “playing hard to get” routine being “waste somebody’s time and gas money” but somehow he comes out of this being the least sucky one, how the **** did he do that
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MidnaLink 35
Your dumb prank aside... your friend being a total jerk is how he plays hard to get? Has he ever actually had a second date?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He's playing the long game. The long for a second date game.
Anderling 33
1: Dude, how old are you? Because this sort of BS got old in middle school. 2: Do any of you even *like* your friend or what? 3: Your friend also sucks for his “playing hard to get” routine being “waste somebody’s time and gas money” but somehow he comes out of this being the least sucky one, how the **** did he do that
SirEnigM0nk 22
Right?? This is pathetic on all accounts, yet the "friend" merges as the least so in this instance. One just can't make this stuff up.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Seriously, is this what dating has come to in this day and age? Catfishing and standing people up? What gentleman would even consider standing a girl up? And what 'friend' would consider playing with a friend's feelings like that? You are both terrible human beings.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sadly yes. Disney, Romcoms and social media have done a number on the psyches of the younger generation.
spinningrecords 14
I hope you get paid back in spades. I see a bright future of catfish and getting stood up.
Crowned Sataness 12
you all sound like horrible ass people. are any of you older than 12? get off tinder
NostalgiaFreak9 43
An asshole unknowingly humiliated another asshole by pulling an asshole move not knowing who was really on the other side. That's what I got out of this.