Love, Tinder, Pranks and First Dates: Return to sender

Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 923

You deserved it 1 701

By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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You deserved it 3 358

By mariah_1_11 - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

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You deserved it 41 341

By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 170

You deserved it 85 556

Vibe check

By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 203

By turdtonomor9 - 12/05/2013 14:08 - United States

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 844

You deserved it 9 438

By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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You deserved it 78 245

By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 163

You deserved it 4 478

By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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You deserved it 4 991

Suspicious minds

By Bill - 29/04/2023 00:00

Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML

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You deserved it 125

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 11 February 2023 5:20

Your dumb prank aside... your friend being a total jerk is how he plays hard to get? Has he ever actually had a second date?

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Saturday 11 February 2023 10:44

you both suck.

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 11 February 2023 5:20

Your dumb prank aside... your friend being a total jerk is how he plays hard to get? Has he ever actually had a second date?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 11 February 2023 8:31

He's playing the long game. The long for a second date game.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Saturday 11 February 2023 10:44

you both suck.

Anderling 32

Saturday 11 February 2023 13:02

1: Dude, how old are you? Because this sort of BS got old in middle school. 2: Do any of you even *like* your friend or what? 3: Your friend also sucks for his “playing hard to get” routine being “waste somebody’s time and gas money” but somehow he comes out of this being the least sucky one, how the **** did he do that

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 12 February 2023 17:02

Right?? This is pathetic on all accounts, yet the "friend" merges as the least so in this instance. One just can't make this stuff up.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Saturday 11 February 2023 13:02

Seriously, is this what dating has come to in this day and age? Catfishing and standing people up? What gentleman would even consider standing a girl up? And what 'friend' would consider playing with a friend's feelings like that? You are both terrible human beings.