Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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safetydeposit 0
Who said she was 4'10"? If she is a normal height and not a leprechaun, she probably looks way better. Kim Kardashian is a 10 and she's 5'3" so.. If she's healthy, you're a dick and she should trade up. As well, models ARE anorexic. My best friend just got back from Paris where she was told to lose 2 inches off her hips -- she is 5'11" and weighs 115 pounds. The people she lived with ate an apple a day. Don't talk about what you don't know.
sarah78_fml 0
You are an asshole. Are you trying to put her down to make yourself feel better? Maybe because you have a tiny penis? Wake up size 12 is normal. Not just normal it's sexy.
Peachess 0
/ fat :(
christopherlove 0
Most of you people completely missed the point. No, Size 12 is not bad, depending on her height. Going from a 4 to a 12 in a short time is VERY unhealthy, and who's to say she's leveled off at 12? Looks like a pattern to me. Buying her clothes sounds like a waste, because she'll grow out of them so quickly, which is probably why she needs new clothes! She's grown out of everything she owns. Also, asking your boyfriend to buy you clothes is grounds for dismissal.
teentee401 37
How do you know it was in a short time? It says since they started dating and we don't know how long they've been dating
Curly_Wurly 0
Maybe its happiness weight. :-) Lots of people are skinny and miserable,and feel great when they eat loads and are curvey!
24788 7
That happens when people get into relationships and stop caring about their body.
C0okieMonster 0
LOL!!!! FYL, dude, that's sad. She's been eating too much chocolate chip cookies... Cookie!
Treece 0
Oh well so what? If it bothers you, start getting out more and NICELY mention a gym and eating healthy TOGETHER, don't act like it's all her.
iDuck 0
#6 lmfaooooo !!
KevinB_fml 0
wow, lotta hate towards the guy. #1, if she was size 4 to begin with, she's probably short, like 5 feet or so, so yea, size 12 is pretty big. #2, despite her getting fat, he hasnt dumped her, so don't know why you're getting on his case. And I doubt this guy has gained that much weight, or he probably wouldn't be complaining. His GF has tripled her pants size, that's a good reason to comlain. If she's gone up 8 sizes... stop buying jeans. Buy her sweat-pants. Maybe switch to maternity clothes if she gets much bigger.
Upside_Down 0
man! #4 that sucks!