Kids and School: Cool

Cool

By indi1011 - 20/04/2009 12:21 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML

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You deserved it 25 520

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By Debbie3247 - 07/07/2017 08:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML

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You deserved it 2 204

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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You deserved it 6 059

By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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You deserved it 420

By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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You deserved it 73 631

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 480

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 9 036

By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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You deserved it 2 606

By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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You deserved it 326

By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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You deserved it 9 075

bluejean0991 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......

falcons666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D

Comments

deliverypenguin 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:03

im having a tough time seeing why this is an FML. ok your pants were inside out, big whoop.

bluejean0991 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......

julien672 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:10

some dress pants don't have buttons or zippers, especially dress pants for girls.

tx_beast 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:21

I smell a fakeeee

turtlesarerad14 13

Saturday 1 February 2014 8:30

A lot of pants don't have buttons...

falcons666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D

mikaela33194 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

How do you not notices that your pants are inside out? shirts I understand but you gotta zip up or button pants. unless you were wearing sweatpants or stretchy pants...to a presentation?

Neekovolwf 22

Friday 24 July 2015 21:58

Just to let you know, not everyone needs to undo their pant buttons. I for one have never had the need to undo them to put y pants on.

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

huhh? this is so random

Emry_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:13

I can't believe you did the whole thing with your sweats inside out. You deprived all those kids the irony of whatever trendy word was written on your young philanthropical ass.

angeldo6695 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:15

So, you think your life sucks because those kids called you uncool, thats a shame,i feel so sorry for you(thats a lie) "cough"hypocrite"Cough"

Alex_DeLarge 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:16

I smell fake. Kids don't usually say things like "I get that you're not into being cool, but..." They usually say things like "YOUR PANTS ARE INSIDE OUT! HAW HAW!"