Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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lshtipmp_09 0
not to be mean, but a size 12 is not normal. it is overweight, unless your girlfriend is 6 feet tall. a size 4 is completely normal and by no means anorexic. if your girlfriend is around 5'4 or 5'5 (average height), then a size 4 would bring her to about 130-135 pounds. completely normal and healthy weight. in order to be underweight she would have to be less than 107 pounds (a size 0 would be a little loose). but who says that all underweight people are anorexic? some people just have faster metabolisms. don't be jealous because you're not a 4, be jealous because you are unhealthy and unattractive at a 12.
marcranger 29
this. plus, it depends on the store and the designer. I have pants that range from size 8 to size 14--they all fit just fine.
gorbagil 0
How long relationship...
SmileandWave 0
I need to work this one out. A 4 over there is about a 6 here so a 12 is about a 14 give or take one size i think. So that's overweight yes. It depends how long the relationship's been going on, if she's put on that much in a month or something then FHL I'd be worried
Ask_fml 0
Size 12 is the average size of an American woman in the present day. Just saying. Other famous 12's include Marilyn Monroe. No one thought she was ugly or fat.
nessdawwg 4
****, check your facts. Marilyn monroewas a present day 2-4. Sizes were different back then because generally people were thinner.
mysticold13 0
Unless she is under 5 feet, that's normal. Please get a clue about normal and healthy body sizes. Thanks.
werzal 5
In Australia a size 12 is an average size... Size 4-find the childrens section! As it is I stared a relationship and put on weight-Unfortunately I had to leave my VERY active job to move and be with my partner and then couldnt get another one. Just when I started losing weight I got VERY sick and couldnt get out of bed for 4 months... More WEIGHT! I feel fat, I am fat but my partner supports me because of the things Ive gone through. We have joined a gym and we go there 3 times a week together. I am losing weight now THANKS TO THE SUPPORT OF MY LOVING WONDERFUL PARTNER!!
n3rdzgotskillz 29
I'm a size 12. Well, in the US I'm a 10; but here it's a 12. I'm not fat. I don't look fat. I also have boobs and a bum, two (or three?) things I'm willing to bet your girlfriend didn't have when she was a size 4. So shut the **** up you shallow tit.
cosicosei 22
K I"m a size 2 and have an ass so don't go there. You're not special, don't act like it's normal.
SmileandWave 0
Isn't it proven that bigger women are happier anyway or something? Like size 16s (England) are the happiest women?? I dunno, may not be true, but that's what I've heard.
tobikuma 0
Last year I dumped my bf because of several reasons, one of which he kept calling me fat and making fun of my weight (I'm male). Over the spring I got super sick and lost 30 pounds (putting me underweight for my age) and suddenly he thinks I'm more attractive. People who like others just because of their size should just be with other shallow people like them. People who expect women to look like the magazines and tv shows are unrealistic and idiotic.
HidingInThePages 0
**** you. It's probably from the emotional stress you put on her