Love, Health, Mental health and Food: Neverending cycle

Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

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By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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You deserved it 173

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By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 711

You deserved it 142

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 952

You deserved it 5 323

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 625

You deserved it 11 808

Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 877

You deserved it 333

Foreplay

By Anonymous - 18/12/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend bitched that we spend too much money on food, and needed to start cooking to save money. I got home from work and started dinner. Halfway through, my girlfriend sighed and said, "This is taking too long, I'll order pizza." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 164

Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 955

You deserved it 195

Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 903

You deserved it 140

By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 446

You deserved it 210

Big Mac

By Raiden - 10/03/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonald's everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 5 356

pbruins84 20

Sunday 7 January 2024 19:50

Ah, yes, asking a women to calm down. The magic words to de-escalate a situation.

EricW 4

Friday 12 January 2024 0:21

You traded a burger for a salad?? that’s insane!

Comments

pbruins84 20

Sunday 7 January 2024 19:50

Ah, yes, asking a women to calm down. The magic words to de-escalate a situation.

Haldu 46

Sunday 7 January 2024 22:08

If he exactly said "calm down", I 100% agree with you. However, since there are only 300 signs available to write a FML, it's also possible he talked longer and with more diplomacy, and just resumed it to "calm down" because of this limitation.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 7 January 2024 21:40

So many stereotypes here... Some men and women struggle with weight control largely because they have impulse control issues - They want to lose weight, and have good intentions but damm, that hamburger looks more tasty than the salad I ordered... By the way, short of spending a lot of money, in my experience WW (Weight Watchers) is one of the few programs that help you lose weight and keep it off. It's not free, but it does work for a lot of people... OP, everyone has pluses and minuses about themselves. We don't get to choose from the good things and just make the bad things just go away. At some point in any relationship there will be times when you ask yourself "Does the good outweigh the bad?" Only you can answer that. And some honest communication with GF is in order to help you both to either make the relationship work or to figure out if it's not working if it can be saved. OP, be prepared to face the fact that you probably have your pluses and minuses too.

Haldu 46

Sunday 7 January 2024 22:12

I come from the original French website (VDM) from time to time, like once a month, to see what the anglo-saxon looks like. And sorry to feed the stereotypes, but that's exactly how I imagined a FML written from the USA. 🇺🇸😬