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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 03:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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By apparentlyugly - 29/08/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

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By fatty - 23/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

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By woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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b023d 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:50

wow, one word. FAIL.

elfknight 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:47

The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."

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b023d 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 22:50

wow, one word. FAIL.

VolleyballSMASH 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:04

new word- er words... stupid heartless bitchface who deserves to go rot someplace. f your girlfriends life you moron.

Gorsbug823 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 6:07

wow

22cute 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:36

I hope she beat you senseless.

PlaySpades 21

Monday 13 February 2012 15:16

Why? Maybe she really is plus sized....

nightslayer 6

Saturday 17 November 2012 20:39

It's not a fail if she actually is big enough to be classified as a plus size model, and also if she didnt like it her fault for asking, at least he was truthful(hopefully)

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Sunday 24 February 2013 22:12

Lol im looking at the comments right now and whoever says op is an asshole is probably a fatty

natsaysheyyy 16

Saturday 9 March 2013 8:29

Wait, what is wrong with what he said? If she's not skinny enough for regular modeling, then oh well. They are all size 0's. Nothing to be ashamed off. There are a lot of hot plus size models, and thick girls are the new thing nowadays. I applaud OP for being honest with his girlfriend! As long as she's healthy and doesn't have a fat gut, then I don't see anything wrong with what he said or what she looks like. She should be flattered. Not many girls get told they can model!