Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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Top comments
infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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Comments (209)
xNateTheGreatx 0
LOL at prince
HellKat35 0
A size 10 to 12 is the average size of a women but since most models are a size 0 to 2 do to eating disorders many women are compared to them. Hell, Marlilyn Monroe was actually a size 16 and she was a very disirable women in her day. Seriously, to you want a woman that you have to tie to a wooden stake just to have sex with her?
britishcookie 0
QUICK! call jenny craig! she changes lives!
cyqt 0
gag. fyl she's a fatty
TJT 0
nice #96
cutieXOXO 0
I agree w/ peachess bc I'm 5'3
cutieXOXO 0
and a size 4 and I'm definitely not skinny. stop being a dick bc it's wats on the inside that really matters. go to the gym with her or something? antiflood
Rissyy_ 0
if she's the one gaining weight, i'd say F**k her life, not yours. its probably your fault shes getting bigger.
grog_fml 3
eww
PhillyFox 0
Unless she's under 5'2", a size 12 is not fat for a lot of people. Retards on here are acting like she's a whale. I only clicked FYL because she expects you to buy her clothes, but you're an ass if you think your life is ****** because she's not a stick anymore.