Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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050294 0
Shallow bitch
me5 0
and when she says: get me more food you do... get another gf and a life
inevality 12
It depends on how tall she is for her clothing size. I'm 5'6/5'7 and I wear size 7-9 because my legs are long and my torso is short. And I have an average body for someone my height. You should love someone for who they are, not just what they look like. Sometimes people won't realize they gain weight because of distractions, like being in a relationship for an example. If you still aren't happy with what she looks like, why not encourage her to be more active? Be active with her.
alex13013_fml 0
So now that's she's not single, she becomes a fatty? drop her before she's a size 50
mayo1 0
cool
Tonsy 0
nah I'm done with her
Soaringmuse 0
Damn. Partially your fault for letting her let herself go so far. Just one more thing that makes me appreciate my nutrition major gf =]
TxChick06 0
Honestly, the guys a douche. I'm 5'4" & am naturally curvy & my size mainly depends on where you buy the cloths from because some places, Holister, are cut ridiculously small. Furthermore, society thinks that being a twig is normal & i dont believe that one f*cking bit. Marlyn Monroe was a 12 and people still find her beautiful. Scarlet Johanson isnt that tiny either but she is still beautiful and so is Jessica Alba. There are curvier actresses out there that people find sexy that dont conforn to twiggy bs. So what if her weight changed. For all we know this could have been gradual as the relationship moved on. You dont even know what the reasons are & if your going to judge her because she has gained a little weight then your a douche and even more of one for complaining about it. My weight has changed as i've gotten older a few times. It has nothing to do with my boyfriends eating habits or anything. Don't use the excuse of her gaining weight just because you dont want to buy her clothing. She's just asking you to do something nice. Its not like she is asking you to buy a whole new wardrobe for her.
miniboule_fml 2
1 size equals 5 kilos so 11.03 pounds Size 6 size 8 size 10 size 12 11.03+11.03+11.03+11.03=44.12 pounds gained. There is nothing healthy or curvy about gaining 44 pounds
DarkPrince_fml 0
dump her before she eats yo
confucious 0
fat ass