Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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Comments (209)
loveless3692 2
um how is a fml? why dont you help her lose weight only if she is unhappy with how she is instead of crying about it like a little baby and your a bad bf if u think putting on wright is bad.
ironwords 8
it may be the female feels she doesn't need to keep up appearance
candraleann 0
so ******* what if u love her that should be the only thing that matters
BeckaV 0
do everyone a favor and shut the **** up.
ihearticarly 0
******' loser. idk why I can't moderate your comment but you can **** yourself. I bet you don't even have or have never had a girlfriend. ******' loser! And just because you're skinny doens't mean you're pretty either. Actually I've come to find this happens a lot. Girls with way less than average faces try to make themselves skinny so they can be the "butterface" I bet that's what you are. A big ol' BUTTER FACE. Bitch. and not in the good way.
astriofou 0
i wouldnt care if she gained a little weight. as long as she paid for it ;3 chubby bunny!
claireful 4
wow.... that's rude! size 12 is not fat!
xgetxbentx 13
more like fhl, I don't see why you're so worried about it op. you shouldn't care that much about her body that you need to bitch about it on fml, that's just shallow. she probably has enough issues with her self esteem after gaining that much weight without having you be a shallow little bitch about it. do her a favor and end it so she can find someone who cares more about who she is than what she weighs.
mrwelsh3 0
he needs to drop her. now
mrwelsh3 0
I would hope the fat lard dumped me