FML : Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes...

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mmm / Saturday 25 July 2015 10:10 / United States - San Francisco

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By FunnnyGirrl | 19

#6361853 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:24

Just a quick question, did you guys actually read the box? Seems like that would've cleared up a lot of confusion.

By cat4651 | 15

#6361846 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:21

But...is she pregnant?

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By zAstonish | 20

#6361845 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:21

Well, all your girlfriend did when she used it was egg you on. This one's on her.

Nessco | 36

#6361872 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:59

I really hope your girlfriend is not pregnant.

cluch3 | 22

#6361883 - Sunday 26 July 2015 13:33

Whay if they wanted a child? Do you want to deny them the love and joy of a small child?

Jowisee | 29

#6361940 - Sunday 26 July 2015 14:52

Did no one else get the "egg" pun here??

mads_nicole | 19

#6361943 - Sunday 26 July 2015 14:58

Yes, it just wasn't funny.

By cat4651 | 15

#6361846 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:21

But...is she pregnant?

Ms_ValS | 27

#6361881 - Sunday 26 July 2015 13:30

OP please do reproduce multiple times with this woman.

By FunnnyGirrl | 19

#6361853 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:24

Just a quick question, did you guys actually read the box? Seems like that would've cleared up a lot of confusion.

DoomSkuller | 28

#6362038 - Sunday 26 July 2015 17:34

And there's usually an instruction paper inside the box, isn't there?

Eliiara | 11

#6362063 - Sunday 26 July 2015 18:26

Seriously. Usually it says like "ovulation tracker" in big words on the outside of the box.

By skippydoda | 30

#6361854 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:25

I realize that there are usually shelved in the same place. However, they are clearly labeled, only takes a second to check if you're getting the right box.

whysobeachy | 37

#6362086 - Sunday 26 July 2015 18:53

OP was probably too worried to notice what the box said. I really don't blame him.

By Geckosrock99 | 33

#6361856 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:27

Always read the box before buying, OP. Less confusion, and some places like to charge more than necessary for those kinds of things.

MandieL | 27

#6361914 - Sunday 26 July 2015 14:16

Most ovulation kits come with more than one test because they want you to test yourself for 7+ days for best results, so ovulation tests are way more expensive than pregnancy tests.

ford_chick_22 | 12

#6361942 - Sunday 26 July 2015 14:54

Pregnancy tests come in packs of 3 or 5...it's not just ovulation tests that come in packs

MandieL | 27

#6362064 - Sunday 26 July 2015 18:27

The most I've ever seen in a pregnancy test pack is 2. I wish I had larger packs where I am, save in bulk :)

By Honest_Guy | 10

#6361863 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:35

Just go get another test, this time a pregnancy one

By TheDog6 | 23

#6361864 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:35

So... Pick out any names yet?

Econforthwin | 15

#6361956 - Sunday 26 July 2015 15:58

How about Byron as in I be Byron the wrong test.

By arrowgold | 19

#6361867 - Sunday 26 July 2015 12:39

Ouch like mentioned those are more expensive than the pregnancy ones so that sucks. It can be easy to get confused, but reading the box would have saved you the trouble.