Everyone has tried that.

Tried? What happened to keep trying till you succeed?

If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you still don't succeed, it's probably not meant to be.

*still trying

Every now and again I try. if you don't try you never know.

Do, or do not, there is no try.

If at first you dont succeed... then tell me what it feels like.

If at first you don't succeed, kill any witnesses and destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

That deathscalated quickly.

Yea so true

When we were kids

Did it work?

If not, it has a better chance of working if you open a window.

#4, but that would require OP getting up and doing, and I think we can all agree that OP may be a little too lazy for that.

Don't we all wish we could

You mean you can't?

Don't worry, we've all attempted this at one point.

Thought I was the only nutbag that did this... No offense OP (-:

that actually takes a lot of skill and focus. Luke Skywalker didn't become a Jedi overnight. it took the whole (iv) movie:p

I get your point, but he technically wasn't a jedi until the end of episode v.

The force is weak in this one.

I used to try that. Now I just use a very long stick.

Or just call one of my siblings and tell them to close it. :)

I leave a cane by my bed to turn the lights off with in case I get comfy.

Sounds like you're living the life

That would be so cool if it worked!

FYL for failing. You should train more.