By elovan - 25/07/2015 08:33 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
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A07 48

Tried? What happened to keep trying till you succeed?

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Miss_Whipped 43

If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you still don't succeed, it's probably not meant to be.

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fader48080 10

Every now and again I try. if you don't try you never know.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Do, or do not, there is no try.

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SubparAtBest 23

If at first you dont succeed... then tell me what it feels like.

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tarlax 11

If at first you don't succeed, kill any witnesses and destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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luc887_fml 28

If not, it has a better chance of working if you open a window.

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JayGatsby 25

#4, but that would require OP getting up and doing, and I think we can all agree that OP may be a little too lazy for that.

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ThymastarGT 11

Don't worry, we've all attempted this at one point.

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ksmario 14

Thought I was the only nutbag that did this... No offense OP (-:

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dcam13 19

that actually takes a lot of skill and focus. Luke Skywalker didn't become a Jedi overnight. it took the whole (iv) movie:p

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

I get your point, but he technically wasn't a jedi until the end of episode v.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I used to try that. Now I just use a very long stick.

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Jflowers9296 14

Or just call one of my siblings and tell them to close it. :)

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MrConcise 34

I leave a cane by my bed to turn the lights off with in case I get comfy.

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quazimozart 19

Sounds like you're living the life

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Alicimo 11

That would be so cool if it worked!

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joshi42 16

FYL for failing. You should train more.

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