Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
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Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Top comments
FunnnyGirrl 19
Just a quick question, did you guys actually read the box? Seems like that would've cleared up a lot of confusion.
cat4651 15
But...is she pregnant?
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Comments (87)
classicsparkles 17
P-R-E-G-N-A-N-C-Y O-V-U-L-A-T-I-O-N I mean, I suppose they are spelled similarly.
purplepong 14
How old are you? Or should I ask how stupid?
lostinareverie 21
I can understand possible confusion, but you deserved it for not looking closer at the package before you bought it.
sh4ll0truth88 8
I really hope neither of you have kids...
The_Skittish_One 27
I don't understand why so many people are giving OP a hard time about this. I would imagine that OP was probably either really worried (if it was an unplanned pregnancy) or really excited (if it was planned) and didn't quite read the package properly. One mistake like this is hardly an indication of parenting potential. As if all people haven't done silly things in moments of stress or excitement. OP, I hope that the result is what you were hoping for (once you got the right test ;) )
MrZsDad 19
If you are illiterate, FYL...otherwise please tell me you two are not pregnant.
Mudhound123 6
I sincerely hope you do not have a child. If you can't do something so simple as using a pregnancy test, how will you ever be able to raise a child?
nitrog100 21
I've known 8-year-olds with better reading comprehension than you. Please don't have children.
MisterGasMoney 16
Let us know if she's pregnant or not!!
sugoine 12
READ THE BOX, boy wonder. For the sake of humanity, please do not procreate (that means have kids-just so you don't have to Google search that word)