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7 -Again?! Surely as 7th commenter you can make your own and not have to reply, I mean are you talking to 1 here or OP? ARGH EDIT: 11 Beat me to it. What he ^ said.

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#60 - Was it actually necessary to comment something like that? Come on, I think enough people have commented on #7 thread jacking.

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How the hell do you type like that, even your profile description's just as bad. I'm pretty sure it takes more effort to type like that

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The commenting policy clearly states no text language, and if you've been on FML for any amount of time, I'm sure you've realized that people prefer if you type with proper grammar. Not to be a stickler, but your complete lack of grammar or knowledge of any kind just makes you look like a moron, "noob." Edit: all comments were moderated, so I assume this one will be too. PEACE!

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134 - Just cuz you look like the typical fat black bitch, doesn't mean you gotta be one. You're not really impressing anybody with your 'hardass' attitude.

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Poster 1 needed it. Since a she's female I would have expected her to know that you only have 2-3 days a month that you ovulate. But she obviously doesn't. So the explaination that it wouldn't mean you're pregnant is completely valid.

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If OP wanted to get pregnant (she could have cried out of happiness), there's not much of a positive side here.

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I agree! I guess we kind of need more info on OP if her plan was to get pregnant or she just did a random one.

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For her to be so willing to show her mother and tell her the news I read it as tears of toy. She was happy to be pregnant (or so she thought).

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Some just have very close relationships with their moms that they can tell them anything. If the OP wanted to be pregnant, now is her window of opportunity. But I still don't feel that is what she wants. :P

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My question is if ovulation tests would still read positive even if you are pregnant. Otherwise it could be she is pregnant but would just read positive on both because ovulation did have to happen first.

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Her mother burst out laughing. That seems a cruel thing to do if OP was excited about being pregnant. When someone's happy about something it's always awkward and unpleasant to disappoint them. That's why I doubt they were tears of joy. If they were, her mother would have gently broken the news to her, not laughed about it.

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Okay, I am not well versed in pregnancy/ovulation tests and this is the first time I have actually ever heard of an ovulation test. Why is asking a question about it get thumbed down? I am trying to cure some of my ignorance on the subject

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"If they were, her mother would have gently broken the news to her, not laughed about it." How long are you on FML? Just spend some more weeks on this site, then you'll realise that normal parents are a blessing.

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86 - Are you seriously saying women shouldn't have sex when they're ovulating? You do realize that's the time the sex feels best for a woman right? As long as you use a condom you're fine, if you're really nervous put some spermicide in there too.

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Negative sparky. At time of ovulation, woman's orgasms are more responsive and more... Uhhh often I guess u could say. I plan for that shit!

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Um... What? Maybe that was a bad attempt at sarcasm but how would that solve anything? She was crying because she thought she was pregnant.. Edit- Didn't see 22, sorry to be repetitive.

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OP: " Oh, thank God I'm not pregnant! I better go have sex while I'm ovulating and take another test to make super extra sure." Herp derp.

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The thing that you guys aren't understanding is the tears could have been tears of joy. OP never specified. Just sayin'.

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Generally, if people cry tears of joy, they specify. Crying is understood to mean crying in sadness.

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10, figuring out if you're pregnant is not a two step plan; if she sees she ovulating, taking a pregnancy test is just redundant.

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Actually if u are pregnant and take a LH test it could come up positive. So if she's that concerned she needs to take an HGC test

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Just because the test says she's ovulating doesn't mean she's not pregnant. It just means its a good time try if she hasn't tried already. It means an egg is present and hormones are in peak state. Obviously, if she's taking the test she's had sex recently. This positive test means that she still has good reason to be worried. The egg could be freshly fertilized and her body still has enough LH hormone to set off the positive result on the ovulation test.

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We won't know because the package of bulbs were in the boxes that were thrown away. So we just have to use our imagination if she's pretty or not. She could look like a Kardashian or a relative of Honey boo boo.

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Whatever dude if you're hurt just thumb my comment down instead of leaving a little sob story for the good people of FML to read.

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Oh don't worry I will my friend and I will be waiting for you to cry about them. Smiley face right back at you.

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I'd rather have an expensive ovulation test be positive than a cheaper preg test.... Babies are more expensive.

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61- Nonsense! OP must of thought that since it was more expensive, it was more accurate; obviously higher price= higher quality

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What a silly thing to say. I'm 24 and I cry at movies. Chances are I'll cry if I ever find out I'm pregnant, whether I'm happy or sad about it. Unless you were referring to her showing her mom. It suggested to me that she still lives with her, which concerned me. Then again, these days, that's not necessarily an indication of age, although the fact that she can't support herself would also be a concern if she were pregnant, regardless of age. But she's not pregnant, as it turns out, so I guess i

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Well if her mom laughed and wasn't mad at her for having sex...she was probably alright with it.

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