Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
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Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, I decided I was gonna take a pregnancy test after being two months late. I bought two because I was sure it would give me a positive. That same night I got my period. FML
Today, I went into a gynecology appointment to find out my IUD had apparently fallen out without me knowing. What tipped me off? My pregnancy test. FML
Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML
Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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FunnnyGirrl 19
Just a quick question, did you guys actually read the box? Seems like that would've cleared up a lot of confusion.
cat4651 15
But...is she pregnant?
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Comments (87)
shelglo 5
if she got a positive ovulation test she's either not pregnant & is ovulating, but a positive ovulation test can sometimes be picked up during pregnancy as well. That happened to me. depends on what her cycle day is. good luck.
captaincarlz 17
I've done that before...
Tsukiyomi 16
Way to go, dumbass
savemeSheehan 8
Really hope shes not pregnant then
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah, pretty dumb that you didn't read the box, but at the same time, she's the one that should have gotten the test. It's her body, and this is a woman's thing, so men don't know as much about it, as evidenced by you buying the wrong kind of test. So you're both in the wrong, and both of you sound way too immature to have kids. I hope to God she's not pregnant. And please, use contraceptives (that's birth control FYI)!
LuckyinLove25 3
probably you two should Just by condoms from here on out... if it took the two if you that long to figure out it wasn't a pregnancy test, the two of you probably shouldn't procreate. IJS
LuckyinLove25 3
if it took you two that long to figure out that it wasn't a pregnancy test, maybe you guys should'nt procreate. I recommend buying condoms from here on out, if you dodge this one!
ragandhi 8
Wish Google could also have helped in pregnancy or ovulation test Imagine gals have to piss on CPU or Laptops or where will be a testing kits will be LOL.. think about they have to insert a tool or mouse in ****** to do the test!!
LyricaSilvan 30
Because those two words are clearly easy to mix up...YDI for not paying attention.
fantasyworld 39
How can you not tell the difference?
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
damn. those are pricy too