By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
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rp713 4

If she was on top she was in control, why should it be your fault?

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MelTheGreat 23

Or maybe she just has different priorities, or A.D.D... But you probably do suck in this case.

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abeg157 14

Maybe afterwards it'll get better. You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream After Ice Cream

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sartrow 8

I think your lady friend may have ADD!

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TADspace 30

Or you made her so hot she needed to cool off with ice cream

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Nthabz 8

If she was on top then she's the one who sucks at sex, not you.

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Brody_Generico 7

Hey if she's on top it's just as much her control as it is yours

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avila_boy22 12

she needed some sort of stimulation

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Saraishi 25

She has control on top though... Maybe she has a short attention span.

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TwentyFourBeerz 18

You should talk her like give you like 10 mins, no ice creams better than straight from the source.

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