By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
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rp713 4

If she was on top she was in control, why should it be your fault?

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MelTheGreat 23

Or maybe she just has different priorities, or A.D.D... But you probably do suck in this case.

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Mightytall 35

Ice Cream > Sex anyway ;-) You can have it in public everywhere and you can do it with pretty much anybody.

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laden_swallow09 34

If she's on top and she gets bored, SHE's doing it wrong.

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Echoa21 18

Look on the bright side- at least you have Ice cream!

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therealjc_fml 14

Dude. It's ice cream! I probably would've been like great idea... Let's go.

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ladyg228 15

Maybe he couldn't keep it up and she got bored.

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B90 9

Maybe she finished first and didn't care if you were finished?

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ostfaiz 18

mind your position next time..swap it

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sjbartholome 14

She wants to scream for ice cream because you weren't making her scream!

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Kittyphysics 21

I seriously suck on top. Dont feel bad bro. Ice cream is a good thing :) sounds like youve got a fun girl

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