By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML
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JeyBiscuit 14

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

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DarkJediLove 19

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

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ourtneyc 14

I really hope it's bc your stomach randomly got upset and not bc of her. you should follow up OP

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Tripartita 44

The worst kind of premature ejaculation.

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iceking53 8

I guess your a pussy and she wears the pants in the relationship

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SecundusSecunda 27

#15, what? For all we know the girlfriend's hygiene is horrible, or nonexistent. What does that have to do with dominance??

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Severefear 7

So either she made you throw up or you had a stomach bug. FYL either way.

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GetRektBro 15

Wouldn't you feel something happening in your stomach? Why didn't you pull away? More like **** her life.

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vikky538 28

Well you didn't follow the dietary instructions well before eating...

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RusticChick 27

I think I speak for all of us when I say, we need a follow to know the reason as to why you threw up. Were you sick or was she that filthy?

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