Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her...

By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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JeyBiscuit 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:29

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

DarkJediLove 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:32

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

Comments

abby1212 27

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:27

Nice job, Walter.

dakotaabriannee 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:57

Dang, was it that bad down there?

smhsmh 13

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:59

Omg omg lmao ????

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:22

Omg omg no ????

Richard6036 13

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:14

Well like they say once you get past the smell you got it licked. Ha ha ha I know poor sense of humor

Joelene11 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:43

Id kick you in the face

rojoesydney 6

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:50

I bet he spelt fish

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 17:33

And he probably did it with a PH, instead of an F, like some freak.

Internetflakes 13

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:51

um.. well, did you throw up on her...?

sun5h1n3 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:13

Omg that's never going to be something she will forget

luckybeast 5

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:52

plot twist : op's gf has a dick.

watermelon_bae 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 5:05

Oh geez that's gross... Do something nice for her to make it up to her.

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