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Should of just laughed it off.
would have been better if u puked in your mouth
Not an FML, this is just nice.
Oh heavens, no! Guys hate burping so much! It's such a turn-off it could make Megan Fox seem like Amy Winehouse! Any guy caught in the same building as a burp will invariably lose his lunch! A guy will sooner die from a stomach ulcer than release a burp, and he expects women to do the same! Every time someone burps, God kills a kitten!
#5 burping is natural, calm down. I don't think guys will necessarily make a grande deal of it.
Yawn... this isn't an fml. It's not attractive, but most men don't really care.
this is not an fml. who the hell cares if u burp?
Oh no, what a terrible life you have.
its just a burp, if he doesn't like you just because you burped he's not worth worrying about.
Whats the book called you have as a profile picture?
Finally I have reached number one! I have waited days, weeks, months! Finally my time to be at the top of the list is finally here!!! I would like to thank fml and the people at fml for being here for this truly wonderful moment in history! Thankyou all and goodnight.
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I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural
if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you. why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.