FML : Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was...

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By beriles - / Friday 15 January 2010 05:25 / United States

Love

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By mopar383 | 0

#776123 - Friday 15 January 2010 15:27

I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

By null_fml | 11

#775939 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:35

Oh heavens, no! Guys hate burping so much! It's such a turn-off it could make Megan Fox seem like Amy Winehouse! Any guy caught in the same building as a burp will invariably lose his lunch! A guy will sooner die from a stomach ulcer than release a burp, and he expects women to do the same! Every time someone burps, God kills a kitten!

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By HahAboy95 | 0

#775904 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:13

Applause!

turtlemansam | 3

#1306987 - Friday 27 August 2010 7:00

you should have been like "I'd give that a 7"

InsidiousChild | 0

#2361314 - Sunday 17 April 2011 6:39

Should of just laughed it off.

jazzy_123 | 20

#5786645 - Tuesday 10 December 2013 9:43

I would have thought that was awesome!

By Disbelief1 | 0

#775913 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:19

Did he applaud you? Second

By gearsawar2 | 0

#775922 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:24

would have been better if u puked in your mouth

By ActionManly | 11

#775938 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:35

Not an FML, this is just nice.

By null_fml | 11

#775939 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:35

hitotsune26 | 2

#3955312 - Saturday 28 January 2012 7:35

#5 is wrong. I'm a guy and I like when girls burp. No not a fetish, it just shows me how comfortable they are.

pixigem | 15

#6208930 - Saturday 21 February 2015 20:26

#5 burping is natural, calm down.
I don't think guys will necessarily make a grande deal of it.

sammy18f | 9

#6336435 - Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:33

I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. smh.

By 24788 | 5

#775946 - Friday 15 January 2010 12:42

Yawn... this isn't an fml. It's not attractive, but most men don't really care.

By marycharles | 0

#775978 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:08

this is not an fml. who the hell cares if u burp?

By iltby | 3

#776020 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:41

Oh no, what a terrible life you have.

By catatonicsleep | 17

#776035 - Friday 15 January 2010 13:56

its just a burp, if he doesn't like you just because you burped he's not worth worrying about.

blocparty | 0

#1942209 - Saturday 8 January 2011 10:12

Whats the book called you have as a profile picture?

By happypapp12 | 0

#776041 - Friday 15 January 2010 14:03

Finally I have reached number one! I have waited days, weeks, months! Finally my time to be at the top of the list is finally here!!! I would like to thank fml and the people at fml for being here for this truly wonderful moment in history! Thankyou all and goodnight.