Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
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null_fml
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Oh heavens, no! Guys hate burping so much! It's such a turn-off it could make Megan Fox seem like Amy Winehouse! Any guy caught in the same building as a burp will invariably lose his lunch! A guy will sooner die from a stomach ulcer than release a burp, and he expects women to do the same! Every time someone burps, God kills a kitten!
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mopar383
| 0
I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural
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HahAboy95
| 0
Applause!
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turtlemansam
| 6
you should have been like "I'd give that a 7"
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InsidiousChild
| 0
Should of just laughed it off.
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jazzy_123
| 20
I would have thought that was awesome!
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Disbelief1
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Did he applaud you? Second
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gearsawar2
| 0
would have been better if u puked in your mouth
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ActionManly
| 11
Not an FML, this is just nice.
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null_fml
| 11
Oh heavens, no! Guys hate burping so much! It's such a turn-off it could make Megan Fox seem like Amy Winehouse! Any guy caught in the same building as a burp will invariably lose his lunch! A guy will sooner die from a stomach ulcer than release a burp, and he expects women to do the same! Every time someone burps, God kills a kitten!
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hitotsune26
| 2
#5 is wrong. I'm a guy and I like when girls burp. No not a fetish, it just shows me how comfortable they are.
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pixigem
| 15
#5 burping is natural, calm down.
I don't think guys will necessarily make a grande deal of it.
I don't think guys will necessarily make a grande deal of it.
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sammy18f
| 9
I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm. smh.
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24788
| 6
Yawn... this isn't an fml. It's not attractive, but most men don't really care.
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marycharles
| 0
this is not an fml. who the hell cares if u burp?
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iltby
| 3
Oh no, what a terrible life you have.
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catatonicsleep
| 17
its just a burp, if he doesn't like you just because you burped he's not worth worrying about.
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blocparty
| 0
Whats the book called you have as a profile picture?
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happypapp12
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Finally I have reached number one! I have waited days, weeks, months! Finally my time to be at the top of the list is finally here!!! I would like to thank fml and the people at fml for being here for this truly wonderful moment in history! Thankyou all and goodnight.