Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her... - FML

By Walter - 24/10/2015 03:17 - Spain

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 21:51 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Spicy

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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JeyBiscuit 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:29

What caused you to throw up? Was she not clean down there?

DarkJediLove 19

Sunday 25 October 2015 0:32

Prepare her an amazing bubble bath and pray she lets you kiss her again.

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PowerOfDin 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:30

Imagine her FML: My boyfriend and me got heated and he threw up between my legs so I have to clean it all up.

Zappaz 32

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:57

Looking for a post from OP's girlfriend :p

thatonetribute 31

Sunday 25 October 2015 1:58

Poor girl! That is disgusting.

StiffPvtParts 43

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:00

Was it something you ate that caused you to throw up? Something... fishy perhaps?

leowoman 10

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:17

I feel so bad for both of you! Probably you will laugh about it in the future :)

KronicCain 16

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:42

Must have been the catch of the day.

the_real_dvd 21

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:42

I had this 19 year old working for me that would dry heave whenever he went down on a girl. I don't know what his deal was. I LOVE to eat out. But some people have a hang up on it, can't do it. Sucks for them, there's nothing Iike the way a woman digs her nails into your head while you're getting her off.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 3:04

I always hated it when my boss came around and watched me go down on people.

itsme82 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:03

I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for that!!

the_real_dvd 21

Sunday 25 October 2015 17:19

Lol I never watched. I may be kinky buy not that kinky. Only knew because he told me.

0clairebaire 18

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:53

No fishing for you anytime soon...

dcats 13

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:54

Smell like dead fish

tosdyke 16

Sunday 25 October 2015 2:02

...It's an acquired taste!

kbryan0004 11

Monday 26 October 2015 19:00

Your profile pic should be the Op's profile pic Lol sorry I couldnt help it. cool pic though.

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