Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
Mirakledba 10
lesbians?
limabeans101029 21
OP is a woman -> refers to her girlfriend -> clearly, yes, they are lesbians.
Nuditi 10
"Today, my girlfriend broke up with me during my period. FML"
mkayden 23
That's gross! But you could've picked a better time to bring this up.
bnorb 8
Sounds like she likes to donate blood.
cwaziemamma 16
That is sssoooo disgusting... Girl or not, she deserved a slap for that
dispwned 8
That is so effing gross...
limabeans101029 21
That's disgusting, but you could've waited until she was out of the bathroom to tell her that you're leaving her. That's a bit of an odd timing choice.
CheckMyProfile 17
Girls tend to be too emotional and needy when they're having their period! You should've waited until it's over and she's back to her normal self.
xReDMemory 28
It's possible that she's needy all the time and that is her 'normal' self.
grgnyce 8
Sorry OP, that's gross on all levels!!!
k_mysterious 7
Well u must understand arguing to a girl is like talking a rock and the other thing is "mood swings".
kitkatmiaow 21
What ?
acerredrum 23
Here allow me to translate. "You must understand, arguing with a woman is like talking to a brick wall. That on top of mood swings makes things even worse." Also known as sexist tripe.
furubafan74 18
OP is a girl, buddy.
mikbrooke 25
#87 what does that have to do with what #65 posted? female or not, its still extremely gross to have a used tampon thrown at you.