Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
purepumpkin 12
You chose a pretty shitty time to tell her.
taylor21398 14
Sounds like a bloody massacre
wftreality 6
Nice thing about boyfriends - no used tampons.
GamerAM 12
Uh, you might want to reread that, seeing as she said 'needy'
ibanghellokitty 8
BLOODY HELL lmao ..
kewpiesuicide 29
I have a really jacked up sense of humor because I find that kind of funny...although if my girlfriend threw her tampon at me I think I'd flip shit...
justmeCee 16
That is nasty. Op should've not broken up with her while she was going to the bathroom though. That is just disrespectful and mean, but still no excuse for the girl to throw a used tampon at him. Once though i lived with a couple guy roommates and the one was a disrespectful little ****, always having about 20 ppl in my house at a time and handing out my food and drinks to them all the time, so we got him back on April fools day and took a clean tampon and drowned it in fake blood, but guy didn't know that, and we threw it at him. The terrified look on his face was priceless but we did tell him after it was fake blood and even showed him the tube. Lol
KushCrushin89 10
How do you get this far in the comment section and still not realize OP is female and they are lesbians??
justmeCee 16
I did scroll through a few comments really fast and I actually did catch it, so idk why I said him instead her so my bad I guess. Lol. It's funny how people are so critical over one little error. Either way, **** Op's life for getting a used tampon thrown at her. Either way, male or female, that is disgusting to do that with real blood and Op could actually charge this chick for assault. If spitting at someone can be a form of assault than this definitely would be. If some crazy bitch did that to me I'd want to punch them out but smarter to just call the cops and charging her with assault. Then chick will have to go to jail while being on the rag. Lol. What a sweet revenge that would be.
mr0turle123 5
A lesbian let's sit back and wait for the hate and the people who freak out when something like that. Grab some popcorn and relax
lagniton 7
although that is super nasty you kinda deserve it tho by one not braking up with her while she's on the pot and two did ya know know she was on her time of the month? and thats why she may seem too needy and is prone to act crazy? fly you should have waited a few days
ninad7 12
bloody breakup