Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
lobi 7
That is gross but you so deserve it
flame5768 14
how?
Sathane 21
Sounds like she's needy, and a disgusting ****. I hope you stepped on it and pounded it into her carpet so she can explain to all her friends what a vile pig she is.
MissBehavin77 18
That is so nasty but I couldn't help to lol. Gross but funny
stepmommy 5
something is obviously wrong with the both of you! I cannot imagine as a female not being attracted to men. there is an imbalance in both of you. more so her than you bc she that's just psycho!
acerredrum 23
I have found the thread bigot.
baberoothless 8
Bloody hell.
khaled_almu 13
You deserve it because you choose bad time for telling her that
Psycho_Babydoll 26
On the one hand, that's really not the kind of conversation you ought to be having from different sides of the bathroom door. On the other hand, that's one of the most immature and utterly disgusting things she could have done in reaction. Not the smartest time to break up with her, OP, but no way did you deserve to have a used tampon thrown at your face. FYL.
itschrissv 1
I would have licked the blood off so you show her who's boss.
Blaisey 22
I am never going to stop cringing #93, thank you for that.
Mauskau 36
At least she didn't pull it out in a car and throw it at your car, like in an FML from a few years ago. Still pretty damn gross.
FranklySpeaking 11
The only retaliation I can think of is for OP to swiftly and silently take a monstrous crap on the floor. There's just no other solution. Other than the boring ones (calling police for assault, throwing the tampon BACK at her ex).