Jealousy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML

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You deserved it 258

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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You deserved it 206

How could you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 046

You deserved it 177

Great prank, dear

By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 00:00

Today, my Xbox blew up. Apparently my wife thought a good prank was to Sellotape the fan holes, because a YouTuber told her it makes Xboxes crash repeatedly. Well, it didn’t crash, it melted some of the casing, caught fire, which also set fire to the bookcase it sits on, the wall, and our 50 inch TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 783

You deserved it 146

By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 491

You deserved it 931

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 475

By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML

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You deserved it 1 288

By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 283

You deserved it 56 431

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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You deserved it 4 727

By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 9 761

thisisbutaname 38

Wednesday 20 May 2020 8:58

You don't need another xbox, you need a new girlfriend mate

Matthew Smith 13

Wednesday 20 May 2020 12:37

That’s domestic abuse in my eyes. Get the f out of there

Comments

Jaymail 18

Wednesday 20 May 2020 8:15

Check eBay.

thisisbutaname 38

Wednesday 20 May 2020 8:58

You don't need another xbox, you need a new girlfriend mate

Bamisoep 9

Wednesday 20 May 2020 10:03

Ditch the crazy, as said : look for a new GF.

alex_jaguara 32

Wednesday 20 May 2020 10:23

Red flag, dude.

Matthew Smith 13

Wednesday 20 May 2020 12:37

That’s domestic abuse in my eyes. Get the f out of there

magnumpeyote66 6

Wednesday 20 May 2020 14:54

The fact this FML didnt end with 'anyone got an xbox to trade for a girlfriend' is disappointing DUMP HER CRAZY PSYCHO ABUSE ASS before she does something and YOU get arrested or stabbed. (Cause that's how these tend to go)

Mayaaaaaaaaa 12

Wednesday 20 May 2020 16:47

Your life doesn’t suck. Your girlfriend does.

Kraths 16

Wednesday 20 May 2020 16:48

I mean as an avid video game collector I always have two or three extras that I could sell. In all seriousness, the others are right it's time to find a new one