Today, my girlfriend broke my Xbox while I was playing Warzone. She said she heard me playing with another girl, and accused me of cheating. It was just the A.I. saying, "Copy, I’m on it." Anyone selling an Xbox One? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML
Today, my Xbox blew up. Apparently my wife thought a good prank was to Sellotape the fan holes, because a YouTuber told her it makes Xboxes crash repeatedly. Well, it didn’t crash, it melted some of the casing, caught fire, which also set fire to the bookcase it sits on, the wall, and our 50 inch TV. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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thisisbutaname 38
You don't need another xbox, you need a new girlfriend mate
Matthew Smith 13
That’s domestic abuse in my eyes. Get the f out of there
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Comments (16)
Jaymail 19
Check eBay.
thisisbutaname 38
You don't need another xbox, you need a new girlfriend mate
Bamisoep 9
Ditch the crazy, as said : look for a new GF.
alex_jaguara 33
Red flag, dude.
Matthew Smith 13
That’s domestic abuse in my eyes. Get the f out of there
magnumpeyote66 6
The fact this FML didnt end with 'anyone got an xbox to trade for a girlfriend' is disappointing DUMP HER CRAZY PSYCHO ABUSE ASS before she does something and YOU get arrested or stabbed. (Cause that's how these tend to go)
Mayaaaaaaaaa 12
Your life doesn’t suck. Your girlfriend does.
Kraths 16
I mean as an avid video game collector I always have two or three extras that I could sell. In all seriousness, the others are right it's time to find a new one
AmbrosiaFan 19
Ex girlfriend right? Who also owes you an x box one.
newwitch2010 11
Quick way to replace your Xbone... dump your girlfriend and buy one with the money you’ve saved.
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
Red Flag!!!!! Get rid of her and make her replace your Xbox