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shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.
It's pretty hard to **** a bitch that just broke up with you.
That's an opinion.
call her and be like "did you do this?"When she says yes say " ya well I have been trying to get to the button of this all day I have to cut one of my girlfriends off for this glad it was you" then hang up delete # and b happy :) u won!
That's compost bro. She's trying to show you how to grow your own Tomatoes and all those harsh pesticides from the cleaning products are going to kill it... It was a way to get you to go green as a goodbye present If you're that mad do what any rational, reasonable and mature person would do. Talk shit on her wall and defriend her off Facebook
Oh man!! What did you do to her?
take pics and post them to Facebook and say "I don't ride with dirty girls; cause they get dumped"
you should go to her house and clean it and shed be like wtf. xD
19-WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
51 - not sure if fail-pun or just fail-spelling...
2- is that a chow chow?
*sigh*. This is why women shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
What a dirty thing to do.
What a bloody bitch.
Boy, it's always nicer to have a clean break.
these puns are trash
Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.
Thank god she's not still his gf
Or FML has a sizable population of germaphobes we need to apologize too.
Bahahahaha...I thumbed your comment up (afterall, it's just a small dose of reality) and its already been thumbed down again. :P Maybe your observation is apt.
#6 Well I am a germaphobe, but serioisly who would'nt get mad at the fact that there Ex-Girlfriend smeared mud all over there house and there cleaning supplies.
40 Anything besides prostitution, drug dealing, and gambling.
Wow that just takes bitchiness to a whole new level...
level eight and a half
Germaphobe... Please don't tell me you're one of those insecure ***** who has hand sanitizer hanging from their belt.
No that's why I have pockets O.o
But then it's not already out in case someone sneezes within 15 feet of you.
Gloves lol, and a face shield **** it where can I buy a riot shield? Lol
Whiteboy7thst has two. XD
I prefer to live in my hazmat suit and gas mask. Hand sanitizer is for the super courageous.
I'll share a bubble with u if ur game :p
Wow okay this is what you do.. CALL the cops !
What are the cops supposed to do?
We call that vandalism
I accidentally thumbs downed. I'm sorry.
Wtf chinky chick? Lol :p and ya def vandalism and prob breaking an entry 2
And if he does get revenge she'll shit all over his house.
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shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, **** that bitch & move on.
Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.