Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
Bloink 25
This is the reason that when you look back in the future you're sure that the breakup was not a mistake
PrincessCastiel 27
That escalated quickly! But seriously OP, that was a very immature & disgusting act for your girlfriend to perform. I would freak if I got hit with someone else's period blood.
nardledangers 5
too needy? im a guy and it seems like your selfish, YDI
ineedagooduser 12
I'm* you're*
erenjaeger 16
There is a such thing as too needy. I dated a girl like that, and it was uncomfortable. They're not being selfish.
shortvirgo13 7
I actually think OP was being a dick. She was on her period and OP didn't even have the decency to break it off face to face. No he does it when she is in a whole next room obviously preoccupied. OP YDI.
ThriceWritten 21
OP is a girl ...
SkullSphinx 10
Bro, this is all kinds of 'You deserve it', you couldn't have even waited for her to get out? You totally deserve it. Be a real man and face her, don't wait till she's stuck somewhere and be a pansy.
jerryj 27
Bro → Sis Be a real man → Be a real woman OP is female.
ineedagooduser 12
#21 - It doesn't say the gender on the app.
chinaski7628 32
I'm on the app and I can clearly see the gender icon next to the user name.
R3TROxLOV3 32
What app are you using? Mine definitely shows the gender.
Emily062611 6
I'm just on the mobile site on my phone and it doesn't show the gender either.
russfml 31
She was also the one hiding in the bathroom in all fairness as well
yeahthatsmeee 10
she wasn't "hiding in the bathroom" she was obviously using it
ThomasBombadil 31
Yikes, reminds me of a U2 song. (Sunday Bloody Sunday)
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
I love the ratio of FYLs to YDIs on this one. Double standards of gender. :/
Nuditi 10
You do realise both are girls right?
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
I did not.
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
I also doubt many other people noticed.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Actually, many people noticed.
kelsorg 21
at least she wasn't by a knife. maybe you're lucky it was just a used tampon. but still fyl.
Enslaved 38
Good news! Chances are she's not pregnant with your child!
SMHsohard 22
Ok, say it with me: OP is a girl Keep repeating until you get it.
ksks1234 33
Lesbians can still have kids. They are obviously not going to have them in the traditional sense, but I know lesbian couples that have children.
acerredrum 23
@64 "Pregnant with your child" 18 clearly thought that OP was male.
ksks1234 33
Shit! I so missed the your. Well, that is what I get for trying to be self-righteous. I am just going to be busy trying to remove my foot from my mouth.
acerredrum 23
It's alright, we all misread things from time to time. :]
das_shizzle 16
You picked a bloody good time to tell her your leaving her didn't you.
livingmylife18 14
Bloody hell!