Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML
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ilovemychem 22
Yuck, maybe shoulda waited till she came out
andiesaur 18
Guess it's a good thing you're out of the relationship then? That's disgusting.
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Comments (178)
deletethedaleks 9
how do you vote on this, you deserved it, but damn that sucks
theycallmepizza 1
At least she gave you something
Q_W_E_R_T_Y5555 1
maybe she was trying to play catch!
mrcook9 5
Meh. You deserved it.
sadiemarie1 13
lol, you dont **** with a girl while she's on her period, or in the bathroom. Definately not both!
K355y 8
Ew
try1995 6
Your ex sounds disgusting and good thing you got out of that relationship OP!!
redneck101v1 4
Shit nothing is better than that hahaha
dragons622 2
Oh my god I can't stop laughing
TheCrewForever 1
Be a gentleman and wait for her to come out!