Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
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perdix 31
Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?
YankeesUniverse 0
:(
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Comments (217)
loveyoux3333 0
i did that one time in middle school.. it was fun, but we both knew that it was just an experience. :) obviously, ur not a good girfriend..
KMilliron 2
You can be the greatest person ever to exist but that won't change the fact that assholes still walk and interact on this earth.
nate_msm 0
I agree ass holes run this world like a few years ago we had Tony Blair here in the uk erm big ass hole. then the ass hole he was kissing was the Americans one and only George W Bush
Tadeusz_fml 5
1) 'Here in the UK,' it's 'arse'. 2) Are you a moron? Blair was possibly the best labour PM ever. I bet you voted Lib Dem. Wait, I bet you didn't even vote. Put down the Guardian, leave your student dorm and get a job.
josebeto1 6
Damn op, your ex is smart but heartless.
PreludeToADream 0
Sucks for you OP :(
reesey0809 0
smh. kill dat hoe
LezGirl87 0
That's horrible...I'd be devastated if my girlfriend told me that. I'm sorry.
nate_msm 0
that just sucks. probably whats she's doing right now but still. it must be hard for you 2 years is a long time to "learn" she's a bitch
emodude44 0
Well, has she learned enough to make her stay with you? I mean if she was interested in learning...
marcus808 0
gud 1 less lesbian in the world
PONYGON 0
hahhahahahaha… that's sucks in sorry but hahahahahahaha
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Screw the gays