Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
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perdix 31
Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?
YankeesUniverse 0
:(
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Comments (217)
Stormiella101 0
That really sucks to find out that the person you've been dating isn't into you but then you have to wonder why she let it go on for two years.
keotie 0
Chick just be greatful for the experience. 2 years is a long time, if only my crushes would be so kind. I've never even had a girlfriend.
AlEX928 0
**For everyone out there (DUMB MEN in particular) being gay isn't a choice, lifestyle or something to try on.** What happened to yu rly sucks and tht girl is an idiot for using yu like tht. ps I bet she doesn't kno tht lesbians have the most tender, understanding, and satisfying relationships of any couples, heterosexual or homosexual! EAT THT!!
windergirl6 0
you are even more dumb for accepting them !
Pentanol 17
are you stupid? it is for some people.
Drigr 9
I know quite a few people who have bounced back and forth. especially of they're still in that "bicurious" stage teens seem to go through. girl finds another girl hot. they date. hormones change. girl wants men now.
ohthebloodygore 16
46, what in the bloody hell are you ranting on about? Lesbians aren't a different species. You can't generalise and say their relationships are more satisfying than anyone else's relationship. That's bollocks. 55, you're just an idiot.
benchpress550 4
So if it isn't a choice, a lifestyle, or something to try...what the **** is it? Dumb men my ass, try using correct grammar and spelling rules* then maybe someone will actually understand what you are trying to say. *The excuse that iPhones and iPod touches make people misspell is bullshit. Yu, ur, rly, and tht are not even in an iPhone auto correct dictionary till you have used them over and over again. Oh, and yes, I didn't type this on an iPhone, gasp!
josebeto1 6
77, it's called true love o_o. wether it's the same gender or different
AlEX928 0
70, I took a Sociology: Marriage and the Family course last semester and that where I stumbled across that fact. It came to be true after surveys had been taken of all types of different couples. Lesbian couples had the highest success rate for intimacy, understanding, and overall lasting companionship. Sweetie, it's not bullshit :)
AlEX928 0
benchpress550, yur either a stuck up snot or an old fck bcuz it's not impossible or even slightly difficult to understand what I typed. P.S the misspelled part of my comment wasn't ment for yu or anyone else but the heartbroken chick.
docscientist 10
Wait, why would dumb men be singled out of a group of people who think homosexuality is a choice? Oh, I get it, you're bitter and have a skewed and just as ignorant view about relationships and sexuality as the men you claim are dumb.
kinga08 0
Whatever OP's girlfriend meant by "learning experience," it is ****** up and she led her on for two years. In two years you can get very emotionally attached and involved with another person. It is wrong to **** with someone's feelings like that. Besides, for her to go and say to her face it was a "learning experience" like she was some guinea pig is just wrong. Of course, any and every relationship is a learning experience, but from what the FML says it was an experiment for OP's douchebag of a "girlfriend." It is obviously more socially acceptable for women to be with other women, even if it is casual. For this reason, I know some lesbians tend to be cautious and want to make sure their significant others are really lesbian in order to avoid situations like this. Not only is the gay community bashed in many ways in the public media, they need to deal with scum bags like this who think it's "fun" to pretend to be lesbian. I'm sorry OP, hopefully you'll be able to let your guard down and fall in love with someone for real some day.
josebeto1 6
fml needs a like button
KMilliron 2
No like button, but I would love virtually high fiving you for being awesome. High five for comment above me just cause!
josebeto1 6
well that would be useful, but I still like the like button idea
nate_msm 0
well said.....
barlessprison 16
thanks for being the only person with a brain on this fml.
barlessprison 16
thanks for being the only person with a brain on this fml.
pikagirl222 1
im sorry OP, thats so mean and nasty of her to use you like that. some of my friends are gay and lesbian and they never would've done that to anybody
acetwiny 4
lol
sexiisnowboarder 0
same thing happened to me babe:/
redtigerlily 5
Wow here come the 2 girls 1 cup comments. Fun Fact Of The Day: Did you guys know it was actually chocolate. The director has done a few films with real poop, but this wasn't one of them.
kinga08 0
Whatever the **** it was, I wanted to gag three minutes into that movie or whatever it's considered.
attatood 8
WTF? chocolate? wait... but it came out of her... I saw it!
Happygofucky 0
Yeah, chocolate... Keep telling yourselves that if it makes you feel better, guys. Hahahaaaaaaaa
keannakei 0
damn :( I wasted two years before found a new love and going on 3 years.... you'll find her good luck
intrieria 0
story of my life!!