Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
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perdix 31
Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?
YankeesUniverse 0
:(
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Comments (217)
TheFern 0
What a betch! That's too long of a learning experience! Not cool
cyanidesandwich 21
i swear i think i have read this FML before
runnergurl 0
ouch that sucks I'm sorry!!
1911opencarry 0
lol u turned a duke straight lmmfao
Thelective_Lisp 5
Your spelling is wonderful.
whatsupjess 0
lmao your life sucks.
sjch 0
I'm so sorry OP, that must really hurt.
5_TIMES_IN_1_DAY 0
that's pretty shity
karen131517 0
sorry to hear that. it sucks :(
rightthurr 0
Sure she isn't....it was just her being curious for two years :)
GTFL_Later 0
lesbians are cool if they are hot other wise they are just dumb dykes