BURN

By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 15:00

Today, at work, I cashed out a sweet old lady. As I handed her the bag, she looked at me kindly and said, "Don’t worry sweetie. It'll get better," to which I responded, "What will get better?" She smiled at me and said, "Your face." FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?

Never judge a book by its cover. “Sweet old lady,” my ass! The kindly frail exterior was just a façade for a bitter, heartless, soulless douchebag!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Is it still frowned upon to punch an old lady?

Only one way to find out.

It is. That’s why they feel they can say shit like that!

Never judge a book by its cover. “Sweet old lady,” my ass! The kindly frail exterior was just a façade for a bitter, heartless, soulless douchebag!

EnvyMe33 26

Old people are savages

What the shit is wrong with people? I'm all for being a dick when necessary but god damn.

09051308288 17

She was just jealous of your tight skin which she once had.

ffc Squall 14

At least your face will get better. Her face, however, is just going to get worse.

bigdaddyeric 35

Old Lady BURN!

Sometimes elderly folks say the most offensive, inappropriate shit. Dunno if it’s from early stage dementia, or just getting to the age where they no longer give a shit.