Rightly so

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my friends and I decided to prank the pizza guy. Once he rang the doorbell, I jumped out of the bushes wearing a scary mask and holding a fake dagger. He almost instantly whipped out a Taser and got me right in the collarbone. FML
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cacheson 41
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“Today while I was delivering a pizza, some dickwad jumped out of the bushes wearing a mask and holding a knife and then got upset when I tased them. Fml” Pizza guy doesn’t get paid enough for your bullshit.

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TomeDr 24

How old are you? 10? What a stupid thing to do! Serves you right!

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TomeDr 24

How old are you? 10? What a stupid thing to do! Serves you right!

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cacheson 41
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“Today while I was delivering a pizza, some dickwad jumped out of the bushes wearing a mask and holding a knife and then got upset when I tased them. Fml” Pizza guy doesn’t get paid enough for your bullshit.

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mccuish 25

Why would a pizza delivery person care a fucking razor

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2deployments1divorce 10

You've never heard of a pizza delivery person getting robbed?

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historygrad74 18
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It was a taser, not a razor. Please read. They deserved to get tazed because people are crazy these days.

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spinningrecords 13
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Getting shot would have been a real FML, and you would have deserved it. You suck.

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JasonThorn 19
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Non-lethal is better (control issues, doesn't open the company to lawsuits). I wish I had one of those when I was delivering pizza...

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2deployments1divorce 10

Was there a doorbell camera?

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Crowned Sataness 11
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that wasn't a prank. that was a dick hole move. you deserved what you got

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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I haven't laughed this hard in years! You're lucky it wasn't a gun, you dumb bastard.

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Zahkrii 21
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Service workers don't deserve that shit, I hope you tipped.

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littl3storm 29

without guys like him you wouldn't be able to order pizza in the first place. Have respect for those working in the industry because without them you wouldn't have the services that we do.

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TheEntity652 1

this is a perfect example of "fuck around and find out" you are an idiot

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